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if just one other person finds this stupid joke funny I’ll be happy

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(x) “Say hi to grandpa Josh — We’re the same age...”

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one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

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Happy Birthday Neville Longbottom (born 30th of July, 1980)

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Happy September 1st!!!

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If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

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“no one stood up for me, when it mattered the most. and that almost cost me everything. so if you see a woman being harassed, a gay being threatened, someone muttering something racist, say something. do something. because if you’re silent, the victim will just think that you are against them too.”

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When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.

When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.

When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.

When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!

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harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

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james: *trips*

sirius: oh prongs you are so clumsy

sirius: I guess you could say that you’re always…

james: don’t you dare

sirius:

james:

sirius: …staggering

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we’re either gonna be the generation that revolts & saves the planet OR the elder gen of a post-apocalyptic society, so like, either way, suit tf up y’all we’re in for a wild ride

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Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

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i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

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I saw this comment on youtube and i laughed so hard: