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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed

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my idea for a shower butler. he lives in your shower and cleans the bathroom, restocks the soap, washes your back, and serves you shower beers. you can talk to him about your day and ask for advice. his suit is completely waterproof.

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fucking idiot

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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something very humbling about listening to an unfamiliar song at random and thinking "this kinda goes, wonder if anyone else had heard of it" then you look it up and it's one of the most wildly popular and lauded rock songs of the last half century

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what are your biggest konks?

bindage

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peanuthead

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we need to get more autistic, all of us

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in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

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Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

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my katarmai mass attack for artfight teehee

CHARACTER CREDITS [ left to right ]

1. Quinwaah @ artfight

2. @grlmsgrotto

3. @tfrecluse

4. @mosspodge

5. @cel-phone

6. @squuote

7. KrocutaKaiju @ artfight

8. Stalvdritch @ artfight

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moodboard for when a girl you don’t know compliments you

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the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day

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Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

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