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If you legitimately enjoy new shows being released all at once I think you should move out to the forest with no technology at all and just stay there.

Binge releases kneecap any fan interaction, preventing it from lasting beyond a week and causing the shows to inevitably disappear into obscurity.

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Saw some trash on the side of the road

If I could modify reality there's a lot of things I would do, but one minor thing I think would be funny is having the trash appear back on the person who dropped it off's front door with a note that says "thanks for the trace DNA samples! We're gonna clone you now!"

I need to be a reality warper to do it because I don't know who actually put it there

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Does anyone else think about hypothetical scenarios where they get sent to an alternate dimension with their computer, lose their memories of this world's media, and have to reverse engineer the media of our world based on the character reference images they have saved on their computer or am I weird

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Why does hearing someone practice singing piss me off so much, it really shouldn't.

They're not bad in any way, and are actively working to improve themselves too. They're not doing it to annoy me either.

And yet

AND YET

Just overhearing it for some reason makes my blood boil. It's not an issue with songs with lyrics, those are fine, it's specifically practicing.

Why is that my default emotion when I overhear singing practice

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I don't get why people go so crazy for Avocado stuff. I've had it before and it tastes like, well, pretty much nothing.

Maybe I have the "cannot perceive avocado" gene

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*Attaches my happiness to a new interest*

Haha yayyy

*something bad happens in that interest*

What the hell

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Heartbreaking: The Cryptid you like because it's cool is primarily believed in by people using it as an excuse to be assholes

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YouTube Video Host Voice: "There's nothing more infuriating than seeing the worst people get away with it. But luckily, we have Karma!"

*shows a video of Jesus summoning a Yin Yang Symbol*

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The way her expression immediately softens as soon as she hears that Kiritsugu was uncomfortable and Shirou was not is hilarious

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Stop, stop! We're just pushing it back further!

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Pokemon Legends Z-A graphics discourse is how I KNOW the graphics bullshit surrounding Pokemon is all performative.

Beautiful, colorful, excellent style, clean graphics, perfect art style for a pokemon game and people are still coming out of the woodworks saying it looks like a GameCube game.

They literally have nothing, NOTHING, to hold on to but still keep saying the same shit over and over as if people don't have eyes.

I'd say a hypothetical about them releasing a pokemon game with perfect graphics and these people still claiming it looks bad, but Z-A literally is that.

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Pokemon Presents can't come soon enough Or Deltarune Chapters 3 and 4 Scrolling on social media even for a few minutes is mentally exhausting these days Sure I can mute words and stuff, but even posts from people I agree with politically remind me of the current state of the world and tax my mental health. I know I shouldn't just ignore what's going on in the world but being constantly reminded of shit I can't do anything about doesn't exactly make things better I'm gonna need every single little bit of political drivel snuffed out by a wave of actually good content PRONTO

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what is it with losing power sometimes

like, I get the power being just like, suddenly cut off, obviously whatever was supplying the power was cut off

but sometimes it just flickers a bit

on-off-on-off-on-off

goes on for a minute or two

And somehow just sticks to staying on? What was causing it to be off that could be resolved like that?

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Medieval fantasy series where the characters say that Rabbits must love carrots, and this is seen as a mistake by the author since Bugs Bunny is who popularized that idea.

Then 7 books or seasons later it's revealed that the series is actually post apocalyptic and humanity reverted back to feudalism, so Bugs Bunny's influence really did remain over generations

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You create a world where figures from mythology and history can be summoned into the modern day, and explicitly say that figures from around the entire world can be summoned And then, of the 7 summoned characters, 1 isn't from history at all and is an original character, 2 are from the same area of the world and 3 are from Greek mythology. Two of those 3, by the way, literally knew each other in life

No one does it like Nasu

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Super Smash Brothers Ultimate seems like a culmination of everything Super Smash Brothers has been leading up to so far. Therefore, the Smash Bros for the Switch 2 should change up the formula!

My vote goes to it being a 200 hour slow burn sci-fi horror mystery visual novel.

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Parents can be so funny sometimes

Like what do you mean people are going to judge me for wearing sweatpants in freeze-your-ass-off January? They're basically wearing a winter jacket for your legs, who ISN'T wearing sweatpants?