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i would've been so much more effective before people knew you could just lie

yeah umm my husband died mysteriously >_<

god made me pregnant uwu i didn't have sex outside of marriage .. uwu~!!!!

my second husband also died mysteriously but at least we had insurance ^^ uwu!

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furudo erika

yea

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i went to girl.net it's a blank unsecure page can u fix it pretty please <3

im not smart enough or wealthy enough to do that sorry

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just realized what SCP stands for.. i feel a little silly that it took me so long . . . they're student council presidents.. thats what they have in common

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post boobs? n-no it's too soon for society to be post-boobs…

ohhh you meant post pictures of boobs. it's still too early for society to be past that… pictures of boobs are important, not all of us can move on so easily

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nobody ever salts soup enough, that's why i always salt my soup before i taste it to make sure it's adequately salted. I can't think of a worse soup salinity scenario than an under salted first spoonful of soup

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i think im beginning to understand this site slightly

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GOOD poster keep at it.

i will! ... but slowly..

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Good evening. My detestable Zoomer child just called my beloved Pound Symbol (#) a "Hashtag". Any Suggestions on how I could punish such insolence? I've already Obliterated all of her favourite toys.

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the moé demons are chasing after me. whispering in my ear that i am helpless (in a cute way)

they're trying to make me slip and fall and go >__< . im afraid im running (with a piece of toast in my mouth). im almost out of time

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oh dear now i have to post on here... well mayhbe i can repost some of m y good tweets as a defense till then

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oh its me

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they put dish soap in the water supply so it's all clean to drink

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movies are visual novels - visual novelties

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replacing all t he knives in my kitchen with photographs of knives due to them being safer

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my evil kill sword just came back from the holy sword smith, and well. lets just say they're now a morally complex sword smith

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just cooked some delicious and healthy girl à la squish