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damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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i still can’t believe that yogurt is a bunch of live cultures… i love you alive girl……
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Cockroach? What about cuntroach. #feminism
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bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"
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The audacity of saying it wasn't you after she caught you on camera. Picture this, she caught you both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor. And it wasn't you? Ok.
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rest in peace to the legend that is olivia newton-john.
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