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i just got JUMPSCARED opening my tumblr WHY DO I HAVE 31 NOTHIFICATIONS

*looks at what I posted at 11 pm* Oh right

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KDJ, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? YJH, confused: ...This is my house. im sorry i have not read orv in forever im still on the punisher this is so ooc

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KDJ: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? YJH: Neither. It's twelve. KDJ: KDJ: Oh, shit.

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last one today i promise im sorry Karma: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! Gakushuu: Their heads or the lemons? Karma: Whatever caves first!

im not sorry i lied

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Karma: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Gakushuu, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what. just karma realizing gakushuu is also on meds and forgot them today

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Gakushuu: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Karma: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take-backs.

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Karma: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Gakushuu: I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but GO TO SLEEP IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING AND WE HAVE SCHOOL TODAY

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Karma: Do you love me? Gakushuu: We’re literally married. Karma: Yeah, but as friends or—

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Karma: Gakushuu likes to win. When he was 8, a little Cub Scout friend of his bragged that they could sell the most cookies. Karma: Damned if Gakushuu didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes. Karma: Best part is, Gakushuu wasn't even a Cub Scout.

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Karma: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Gakushuu: The big five licenses? Karma: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

the word license looks so weird when theres so many license license license license license license license license i don't know how many of these ive made today

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Gakushuu: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Karma: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them. honestly you could switch up who says what for this quote

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Karma: I didn’t want to do it, no one else wanted to do it, so I made Gakushuu do it!

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Karma: Gakushuu and I are no longer friends. Gakushuu: KARMA THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING ~ half the class: ...Okay. We saw this coming. the other half: OMFG WTF WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE FRIENDS WHAT ~

okay i know you guys didn't ask for this but here

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Gakushuu: I am in charge of this disaster! Karma: I have a name, you know.

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Gakushuu: How much did you spend on this date? Karma: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Karma: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Gakushuu: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Karma: I don't know, surprise me!

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Karma: I'll offer you some friendly advice- Gakushuu: I don't want your advice. Karma: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

you said orv and wbk i said assclass i will go find material soon