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aaron and garret from purple again? cause their dynamic would be funny as hell

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Goin into detail ‘bout noncanon “backstory”shit

usually I would just put this in discord but 1. It has a word limit and 2. I need to post here more. yapping under the cut

ok first things first, where I grew up:

I lived in some Ready Player One type of trailer park. Huge metal cargo boxes stacked on top of each other and heaps of metal and trash were all around the “neighborhood”. I think it was on some sort of bay (or port, I forgot the word)? Thats the only way I can really explain the cargo boxes, plus I vividly remember the smell of the ocean and being able to dig for clams and crab.

My family was small but since the “houses” were so close together the other kids in the port were practically my siblings. I had…2 older brothers I think? The number and age keeps getting mixed up in my mind, but I only ever played with the kids in the family next to us, they were 2 twins and they had 3 sisters I think. They were a bit younger than me but I liked having the big brother role.

My parents and aunts weren’t…the best guardians ever, I don’t remember mich about them but I do remember a bunch of moments where me and my siblings were denied food because “we didn’t have enough”. I won’t dwell on that part too much because my dads sister was amazing, she took a lot of the kids in the port to aquariums and even the other districts.

I vaguely remember how I got my metal arm. I think me and a couple other siblings were running away from the port, our families, by jumping onto a train and I missed the car by an inch and got it stuck on something, which ripped it off blah blah. I don’t remember exactly who i went to when I got the prosthetic though. Maybe Chris or someone in the pink district

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My first post 🤯

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FUCK I GOT RATATOUILLE'D

hi orchid, what's your favourite food?

also you're gay /silly

-Garret

I didn’t rlly have a favorite food, also..

I’m not gay, Gayrrett

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chugging coke as we speak.

Got some fun facts about yourself or friends?

Ok ok!! Uhhh lemme think.

- I was fairly short.

- I worked out on occasion

- I started out as a twitch streamer.

- I liked art and used to doodle sometimes.

I think thats all I have for me.

- Aaron had a southern accent and carried around a fancy gun.

- Garrett was hit in the head once with said gun.

- Teevi was some weird goopy creature who piloted a TV.

- Me, Neek, Joy, and Ria rode a shopping cart into the center of town (We crashed)

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Hi!! I was wondering if you could draw Neek from colorbox purple? Ur art is crunchy like chips ahoy

Furry

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it means, wooo, you exist! to the absolute horror and dread of multiple people /aff

Oh my god you're real

I HAVE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR LIKE- MONTHS.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

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Erm erm Orchid (Effect 5) and Joy (Beat 1) from colorbox purple ship art, please?

Thx in advance :3

Idiots

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Hi could I request a sketch of Orchid from Incredibox: Colorbox V6 Purple? (Here’s the link, I’m effect 5 or the 10th square: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/938440704/ )

I remember have bioluminescent yellow stripes on my face, sharp, jaggedy fangs, I had a long dark purple tail with a bioluminescent yellow bulb at the end of it, and yellow pupils!!

Ty!! /nf

- Orchid!! (🎶👾🪐🎮🎧)

Thank you so much for your request, Orchid, I appreciate your time and patience endlessly! I certainly come I did you justice, if not, I encourage you to let me know! Have an absolutely wonderful day!

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fuckin throws you off a cliff /aff

hey ronny, if you jumpscare me one more time im actually gonna throw a cat in a car at you /lhj

[no seriously though you dragged my ass gay straight back into this shift /lh]

-garret [damn, me going on anon? rarest shit ever. /sillyj]

SOBS CRIES SOBS

cant a cowboy be gay in peace????? /silly

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could you possibly spare some Garret (effect 3 im pretty sure) and Aaron [from colorbox ourple] ship art?

thank you in advance :]

Sure.

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i plead innocence towards the gay allegations /silly

you have NO clue how long I've been waiting for you to make this blog /sillyj

anyway, mandatory ur gay ask

YOU'RE GAY

-garret

NUH UH YOU’RE GAY

[ACTUALLYIONLYMADETHEBLOGBECAUSEISAWTHEPOSTSAYINGYOUWANTEDMETOMAKEIT]

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more almost-no-context discord stuff except most of these are aaron cause it says the randomest shit ever /aff

[also should I make one with absolutely zero context]

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FYM NUH UH

[aww (shaking you rn /vvpos (YOU DIDNT HAVE TO- /lh /pos (also i didnt see this earlier, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALSEEP /lh)))]

you have NO clue how long I've been waiting for you to make this blog /sillyj

anyway, mandatory ur gay ask

YOU'RE GAY

-garret

NUH UH YOU’RE GAY

[ACTUALLYIONLYMADETHEBLOGBECAUSEISAWTHEPOSTSAYINGYOUWANTEDMETOMAKEIT]

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HI GARRYTRON!!!!!

(after 10000000 years i finally found your blog /silly)

hi ronny!!

[ive been waiting for way longer than 10000000 years. /sillyj /md]

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wait what's up with you and Aaron?

the simple [and not very accurate] way of explaining is that we divorced without ever marrying [or dating. or being semi-good-friends. or even fully tolerating eachother. still gay though.]

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hi.

mugkerberg.

-garret

Garrett. What the fuck? /lh /nm /silly