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Y/N: Hey, Gally? Can I tell you something without you getting angry?

Gally: *turns to look at her*

Y/N: …Never mind.

Gally: Just tell me.

Y/N: Nah, your eye is twitching. I don’t wanna mess with that.

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Minho: Thomas is the easiest to con, he'll believe anything.

Thomas: That's not true, Minho.

Minho, turning to him: My real name is Jamil.

Thomas, shocked: It IS?!

Minho: NO MY NAME IS NOT JAMIL, IT IS MINHO, YOU KNOW THAT

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Thomas: Come on, I'm one of the most responsible people I know.

Newt: Oh, I agree. Usually when something happens, you're the one responsible.

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Gally: *pulls out a knife*

Thomas: How many of those do you have on you? 

Gally, pulling out two more: How many do you need?

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Thomas: Where’s Gally?

Y/N, sighing: He went to go fight everyone who’s ever hurt me.

Thomas: Oh no, who first?

Y/N: Himself. He’s been yelling at the mirror for the past hour.

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Gally: I'm a calm and composed guy, truth be told.

Newt: Just yesterday, you threw one of Frypan's largest pots at Thomas.

Gally: Which was a calm and composed compromise from the table I was planning to launch at him.

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Do you write smut? 💕💕

Tsk tsk 😏 Lol not presently, but I can link you to the few bits of spice I do have up on my masterlist: Surrendering and Claiming Urgent Matters What Dreams are Made of - not smut per se, but definitely smut-themed Ambrosia

Have fun ♥️

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Gally: The world is cold and dark and we all die alone.

Newt: Gally, I'm sorry Y/N had to leave early but we really need to get on with this council meeting.

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you have no idea how often i reread your masterlist. truly amazing god tier work 😌🤌🏽 you write exactly the way i like. and the way you write gally is so attractive!!! love you and your work!!! so happy i can always reread them over and over again

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Thomas: The important thing is that I’m trying.

Newt: Your best?

Thomas: God I hope not

Thomas: …But yeah, probably.

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Y/N: I wanna wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Gally: I wake up at 5:30 am every morning.

Y/N: ...I wanna consistently see you at some point every day for the rest of my life.

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Gally, pointing at Thomas: Is there no way we can get rid of him?

Newt: Not without cause, Gally.

Gally: I have cause! It is be-CAUSE I hate him!

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Thomas: Minho, do you ever think before you speak?

Minho: Sure! I think ‘Wow, that’s hilarious’, and then I say it.

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Y/N: Sit down, I'm gonna torture you now.

Gally, smirking: Kinky.

Y/N: I think you're sweet and breathtaking.

Gally: What—

Y/N: You deserve to be cared for.

Gally: Stop that, now—

Y/N: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Gally: I need a safeword!

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Jorge: Okay everyone, safety briefing for this weekend.

Jorge, to Gally and Y/N: Do not add to the population.

Jorge, to Brenda: Do not subtract from the population.

Jorge, to Newt, Frypan, and Minho: Do not end up in the newspaper, the hospital, or in jail.

Jorge, to Thomas: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

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Thomas: So if this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Gally: The afterlife, I guess.

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Gally: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Y/N: Aww, but I’ll be so lonely without you... Why don't you come over here, lose the pants and... *winks*

Gally: ... Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Y/N: Is it working?