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See, if Orlando had used the secret 10th technique, the whole werewolf bad end could have been prevented.

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From the series: "Shit that happens in Brazil only and nowhere else because Brazilians are insane."

the belted waist and platform heel.... she knows she's serving, and it ain't just what's in the pan

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My friends when I watched Madoka Magica.

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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Having soft thoughts about Ty and Roswell in the impossible scenario of a genuine mutual apology followed by honest forgiveness. About the two actually sitting down to talk and acknowledging all the good and bad they have in common. About both wanting to understand and be close to the other genuinely because it finally feels like they found someone that's the same as them and understands their struggles.

Just thoughts about things that could be, should be, weren't.

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I always did wanna eat myself out. Time to realize the selfcest fantasies.

@pumpkinlight504 @randomly-random-stuff

SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...

What 2 bad I think...

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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

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The biggest confidence boost is knowing that even my shittiest fanfic will be 10,000% better than any AI generated bullshit

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Dark Ambient

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Me when I get my hands on Roswell Sinclair.

pigyspoon

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I had a science teacher in middle school who once said out loud in class that my mom had "played outside of the playground (Read: Had sex before marriage.) when she got pregnant of me after I answered what her age was and mine. Not only was that not true (mom had me after being married for more than 3 years), it also led to even more bullying from my classmates. (Everyone already bullied me in class by then.) Mom had to go to the school after I told her what happened to sort it all out and I felt awful about it for weeks.

No tags. Anyone can add their ✨lore✨.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

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when i suck at crash

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Fruit juices are better with pulp so. 👀 They better be sweet tho. I'd rather perish than ingest a bitter health potion with pulp. Smh.

Do you prefer your potions with or without pulp?

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Path P.

Well, the good news is that you've broken the time loop.

The bad news is that the reason you've broken the time loop is because whatever force was responsible for maintaining it looked at the shit you did on that particular iteration and thought to itself: "you know what would be really fucked up?"

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Me at the bdsm club.

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”