glamrockmike

[glamrockmike]

favorite word?

verisimilitude, because every other letter is a vowel and it gives it a nice balance methinks

[glamrockmike]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[glamrockmike]

There comes a day at the start of each summer when I must put my baseball cap on sideways and go out back to my air conditioner. I gingerly stroke the rusty metal coils over its freon heart and say, "Sup, home skillet? Wake up, it's 1995!"

And the air conditioner says, "Oh snap, for real? I thought it was much later. I feel so old."

In a goofy voice I say, "Yeah, it's like 2024 or something... not!"

It laughs nervously. It says, "As if!"

I tell it, "Take a chill pill, it's really 1995."

"Then I'm only 5 years old? Wack."

I nod. "Yeah, duderoni. Go ahead and start up for me one more time. It's gonna be a scorcher."

It shudders. Something rattles deep inside it. Slowly, the fan starts to spin. Faster, faster, it whirls. The air conditioner laughs in relief. "I feel young!" it says. "I feel so young!"

[glamrockmike]

soozy

[glamrockmike]

Mike. I want you to know I'm the weirdest dude you'll ever befriend. Wanna know about me drinking tons of expired sodas and juices? Yeah well uhh all I'll say is three teens and an abandoned cafe. And also 5 years old fanta. I think you can figure out who this is.

dude your life is insane please drop an autobiography or something. that’s the type of stuff the fazbear frights protagonists get up to and then they get freddy fazbeared lmfao

[glamrockmike]

i found something to hit back with. a nice tall drink of

crayon. crayon crayon crayon. did you hear about the special freddy fazbear fanta collab. the fazfanta. the freddy fantabear if you will.

THATS REAL?? I saw a picture of it and thought I was being fucked with. My family regularly buys fanta I cannot wait to see Freddy Fazbear just sitting on my kitchen table. Also. It's on topic. I think this is as good a time as ever to post the long fanta my brother got

When I asked all he said was "it's from work" yeah okay

[glamrockmike]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

what on earth. i thought you meant- i thought you meant you had never been into a pizza hut or a pizza hut adjacent thing. i was not expecting you to pull up with a picture of that. i have never heard of pizza hot seven before. wwhat on god…

mike what's ur opinion on the fact that up until age 12 I hadn't stepped in a pizza hut?

wgat

[glamrockmike]

oh dear god

crayon. crayon crayon crayon. did you hear about the special freddy fazbear fanta collab. the fazfanta. the freddy fantabear if you will.

THATS REAL?? I saw a picture of it and thought I was being fucked with. My family regularly buys fanta I cannot wait to see Freddy Fazbear just sitting on my kitchen table. Also. It's on topic. I think this is as good a time as ever to post the long fanta my brother got

When I asked all he said was "it's from work" yeah okay

[glamrockmike]

realizing that my eye bags are deeper than Mike's is ...pretty concerning but it also means I'm #justlikehim so it's okay

[glamrockmike]

[glamrockmike]

"I'm not into dating or romance or anything relationship adjacent really."

"Well without romance / sex you wouldn't exist-"

[glamrockmike]

Childhood friend

[glamrockmike]

mike what's ur opinion on the fact that up until age 12 I hadn't stepped in a pizza hut?

wgat

[glamrockmike]

look what i just boughttttt

[glamrockmike]

CAUCASIAN IS SENDING ME LMFAO but you’re right

i’m also partial to

perchance

megafauna

religion

and portmanteau

favorite word?

verisimilitude, because every other letter is a vowel and it gives it a nice balance methinks

[glamrockmike]

michael on FUCK’S name what the fuck is that awful beverage. no i do not like the short coke. short coke. why. who approved of the short coke

and crayon why on earth would your brother have a european fanta i know you do not live in europe??? does your brother??! did he send it to you????

crayon. crayon crayon crayon. did you hear about the special freddy fazbear fanta collab. the fazfanta. the freddy fantabear if you will.

THATS REAL?? I saw a picture of it and thought I was being fucked with. My family regularly buys fanta I cannot wait to see Freddy Fazbear just sitting on my kitchen table. Also. It's on topic. I think this is as good a time as ever to post the long fanta my brother got

When I asked all he said was "it's from work" yeah okay

[glamrockmike]

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am