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Yo, tell me whyyyyy the heck am I super thirsty for eating competition scenarios rn????

I’m thinking it’s because I just wanna see a Big Boy™ scarf down a shitload of food faster than humanly possible and then feel absolutely terrible afterward.. just be a overengorged, moaning mess that physically can’t stop burping and hiccuping…….. I need it………..

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“And wide awake,” I said, and Mark’s eyes jolted open.

“What… did it work?” he said, groggy. His arms were crossed over his chest, his legs splayed wide as he lay on the couch.

“We’ll find out,” I said. “Can you move?”

He looked concerned, and his body twitched a bit. But his arms remained crossed, his legs open wide.

“No, I… I can’t move, dude!” he said. “You froze me?”

“I’ve done a bunch of things to you,” I said. “Starting with making your body completely rigid.”

“Fuck, man,” he said, his muscles tense and immobile. “I feel rock hard.”

“You are,” I said. “All except your dick. So let’s fix that.”

“Wait, what?”

“Your cock’s getting hard,” I told him. “The tighter your body is, the harder your cock gets. It turns you on to be a statue.”

“Wait, stop it,” he said, but I could see his junk move in his loose athletic shorts. The outline of his big dick began to tent the fabric.

“Harder and harder, a rock hard rigid statue of a cock,” I said, watching him grow more aroused. His face slackened, his mind getting foggy.

“What’s … happening,” he slurred.

“And the hornier you get, the stupider you get,” I said. “All your brains drain away as your cock fills up.”

“Aww man… whaddya doin to me,” he mumbled. I reached over and pulled up the leg of his shorts, and his hard thick cock flopped out. I rubbed it up and down and he moaned. “Ohhh shit, that’s good,” he said.

“You my dumb little statue?” I said, pumping his dick.

“Yeah man,” he said. “I’m stupid and stone.”

And as he said it, I could see his flesh turning grey, transforming from living tissue to marble slab.

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The Real Housewives of Tumblr - Season 1

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yall aint even read this shit smdh

“Google Earth on Steroids”: New US Army Tech Can Look Inside Buildings

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hmmm

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a good evolution

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im sorry this is so funny

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pharmacy school RA boards be like..

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INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

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wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny