gleefully-macabre
gleefully-macabre
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gleefully-macabre · 2 days ago
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DM & DH
(or Corroded Coffin is big and Steve plays for the Chicago Cubs)
Eddie and his band got a lot of requests to use their music. They went over all of them because they didn't want their music to end up on a hate site or in some asshole's campaign video. But most of the time they just asked "how could it possibly hurt?" and then approved the request.
Baseball star Steve Harrington's request was no different. Jeff might have been a little star struck when the request came through, but Eddie didn't feel any particular way about it, except for maybe confused. What did a jock-type want with their music?
Eddie all but forgot about the request they approved months ago until one night in the studio when Jeff started screaming from the "crash room" (where they hung out when they weren't recording).
"What?" Eddie asked, running into the room.
"Harrington! Harrington is using our song!!" Jeff pointed at the screen. Eddie looked over to see a Chicago Cubs player with a bat held up, ready to hit. He didn't hear any of their songs...
"Uh... what?"
"His walk up! He's using Hellbeast as his walk up!" Jeff explained... or tried to. Eddie had never watched a baseball game in his life.
"What's a walk up?" Eddie said, sitting down on the couch next to Jeff. He had to admit, the guy on the screen was kinda cute. In a jock sort of way.
"Each batter has a snippet of a song they play when they come to bat, to kinda psych the crowd up. And Harrington is using Hellbeast!"
"...What snippet?"
"Like the first 10 seconds."
Holy shit. Eddie understood now. The first 10 seconds of Hellbeast took them days to record. It involved some pretty heavy drums, a riff that Eddie always worried about nailing live, and a scream that all but murdered Gareth's voice because he wanted to get it just right.
In other words the front end of Hellbeast was brutal, and if Eddie was understanding the point of a 'walk up song', absolutely perfect.
For the first time, Eddie sat through a baseball game. He got to hear one of their songs play out over a baseball stadium for ten glorious seconds two more times.
Maybe he could start liking baseball.
Three weeks later Gareth was reading emails from their manager when he looked up from the computer, perplexed.
"Uh... why would the Chicago Cubs want us to come to a game?"
"What?" Jeff asked.
"The Chicago Cubs... want us to come to a game, July 17th."
"Harrington! It's because he's using our song! This is so cool!!" Jeff was practically bouncing off the walls now.
"Could be fun." Eddie shrugged, feigning nonchalance. In actuality he was giddy. After the game he watched with Jeff he had watched several others, mostly to see Steve Harrington, Designated Hitter for the Cubs. So what if Eddie liked watching him run the bases in his baseball uniform, watched his arms flex as he waited for a pitch, laugh with the other players in the dugout... That was Eddie's business.
July 17th found the band following a Chicago Cubs representative to private box seats in Wrigley Field. Eddie didn't want to admit he was excited. Hearing Hellbeast played as Steve Harrington's walkup song in person was a kind of a thrill. And he couldn't pretend that being in the same building as Steve Harrington wasn't an exciting prospect as well. Sure it was a huge place, and the email hadn't said anything about seeing Steve personally, but this might be the closest Eddie would ever get.
"This is your private box." The woman said, before opening a door and stepping aside. The band walked in, a huge picture window looking out over the stadium, comfortable seats in front of it with a bar up against the wall. Jeff let out a low whistle.
As they walked farther into the room, someone stood up from one of the chairs. Eddie felt his stomach drop to his feet.
"Corroded Coffin! I'm so glad you guys could make it!"
Steve Harrington, living, breathing, man sculpted by God was standing in front of Eddie. He blanked out for a second. When he came too, Jeff was shaking Steve's hand, talking to him excitedly about the season so far.
"I'm glad you're such a big fan, I was afraid you guys wouldn't even take the offer. I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you letting me use Hellbeast. The fans love it, and it really helps me focus, you know? It's my favorite song of yours."
"You're a fan?" Eddie asked, maybe sounding a little awestruck. He always figured that Steve had just picked it because of the energy, not because he actually liked the song.
"Yeah, actually. Most people wouldn't figure it, but I really like your sound." Steve replied. "Something about the weight of it, and how amazingly detailed it is... I don't know, that's probably stupid, I don't actually know that much about music." Steve trailed off, rubbing the back of his head. Adorable, Eddie couldn't keep himself from thinking.
"No, uh, that's makes sense." Eddie said, intelligently, but Steve beamed at him. "I actually didn't watch any baseball until Jeff found out you were using our song. Maybe after this we can get these other two to be fans too." Eddie said, pointing to the other two members of the band.
"Challenge accepted." Steve replied.
After that Steve got into a pretty deep discussion with Jeff. Eddie walked around the box, looking out at the stadium, checking out the bar, trying not be act like he was hanging off Steve's every word because his voice sounded just as good as he looked.
Eddie had made the rounds of the room and was back to looking out over the field when he was caught off guard by Steve.
"So, do you like the seats?" Steve asked.
"Yeah, they're great!" Eddie said, hoping Steve did notice his surprise. "Just thinking it would be great to do a concert here."
"I think you could sell it out easy. I'd buy a ticket." Steve said.
"Nah, I'd let you in for free, big boy." Eddie replied, not having the slightest clue where any of that confidence came from. Luckily Steve was looking at his shoes with the most bashful smile on his face that Eddie had ever seen. His stomach did a little flip.
"So, I've been meaning to ask," Steve said once he recovered himself, "Why do they call you the DM? I noticed it in a few places on your records and concert posters and stuff."
"Wow, you really are a fan, huh?" Eddie asked, still surprised that the Designated Hitter for the Cubs was a metal fan. Steve was nodding, looking at his shoes again with that little smile. Adorable, Eddie thought again. "I uh..." Eddie got his train of thought back on the tracks "I used to host D&D... Dungeons and Dragons campaigns when I was in high school. I was always the Dungeon Master. It's kinda like a..."
"Game leader." Steve filled in.
"Yeah... how'd you...?"
"Used to babysit a bunch of kids when I was in high school. They played D&D all the time. Even got me to join once or twice." Steve admitted.
"Steve Harrington, you are full of surprises." Eddie said, not even bothering to keep the awe out of his voice that time.
"Gotta keep 'em on their toes." Steve said, that time aiming his smile directly at Eddie. Eddie smiled back. "Uh... I... Have to get back. Coach is probably already looking for me." Steve said, looking down at his watch. He gave Eddie a sad little smile before heading for the door. "It was nice meeting you guys!" Steve called to the rest of the band.
"Hit a home run for us, Harrington!" Eddie called after him, getting to see that beautiful smile one more time before the door closed behind Steve.
"Jesus Christ! Were you flirting with him?" Gareth exclaimed.
"What? No!" Eddie replied.
"You're doing the hair thing, dude." Jeff said. And sure enough, Eddie had his hair pulled in front of his mouth, other arm crossed over his waist. He dropped his arms.
"Shut up."
The game started a little later and when Steve was up, Hellbeast blared though the speakers of the stadium, the fans clapping and yelling their support. Eddie couldn't keep the smile off his face.
The game was a nail biter and at the bottom of the ninth inning, with the score tied and the bases loaded, Steve got up to bat. The crowd was screaming, clapping and stomping to the beat of Hellbeast. It was deafening.
Eddie held his breath as the first pitch was thrown, a ball. Then a strike. Another ball. And then a swing! The crack of the bat echoing around the stadium before it was swallowed up by the screams of the fans. Eddie watched as the ball sailed to the outfield and dropped over the wall.
"Holy Shit!" Jeff screamed, grabbing Eddie's shoulder and shaking him. Eddie watched as Steve trotted around the field, fist pumping, the smile on his face probably huge. When he finally got to home plate he looked up, directly at the box the band was in, and pointed at them. Eddie had to force himself not to drag his hair in front of his face.
Later that night, Eddie was laying on the bed in his hotel room, mindlessly watching TV, when the phone rang. He rolled over and picked it up, mumbling a "yeah" into the receiver, expecting it to be one of the guys.
"Hey... It's Steve... Harrington." The voice came down the line. Eddie sat straight up.
"Steve? How... How'd you know where we were staying."
"My people know people." Steve replied with a little chuckle. "So um... If I bring beer, can I crash your hotel room?"
"Well..." Eddie said, pretending to think about it. "You did hit that grand slam. I suppose you've earned it."
"I'll be there in fifteen." Steve said.
"See ya, big boy." Eddie replied before hanging up. He stared at the phone for a second before jumping out of bed "shit shit shit." He breathed as he ran around the room, pulling on pants that weren't sweatpants and brushing his teeth and tidying up. Before he knew it there was a knock on the door.
He couldn't keep himself from smiling when he answered it. Steve was there, six pack of beer in his hand, wearing the softest looking yellow sweater and a pair of jeans. Adorable.
"Hey." Steve smiled.
"Hey. Come in." Eddie said, stepping back from the door.
..........
The next morning there was a knock on Eddie's door. He grumbled and burrowed his face into the warm body next to him. The knock came again and the body groaned. Eddie cracked open an eye and looked up at Steve who was rubbing his eye with the back of his hand. Adorable.
"Should you get that?" Steve murmured.
"Nah, too early." Eddie replied, pulling Steve closer.
"What time is it?"
"Too early." Eddie replied helpfully and he felt Steve chuckle. There was quiet again for about five minutes before they heard the lock click and the door open.
"Eddie?" Jeff called into the room.
"Shit!" Steve yelled, pulling the covers up to his chin. Eddie sat up and glared at Jeff.
"Oh! Oh shit!" Jeff yelled when he realized what was going on.
"What?!" Eddie snapped at him.
"Just. check out in an hour, dude. Sorry." Jeff said, retreating from the room.
"I'll be out in 30!" Eddie yelled back before flopping back down on Steve.
"Uh..."
"Don't worry, he won't tell anyone." Eddie assured Steve.
"Oh... Okay." Steve said, relaxing back into the bed, letting his hand rest on Eddie's back.
"I'm surprised you're still here, actually." Eddie said as Steve's thumb started a soothing up and down rhythm on Eddie's skin.
"Really?"
"Most guys tend to dip out once the actions done." Eddie said.
"Did you want me to... dip out?"
"No! no." Eddie said tilting his head to look up at him. "I'm glad you're here."
"Me too." Steve replied. Eddie smiled and tucked himself into Steve's neck, trying not to fall asleep.
The next year, if you matched the dates of Corroded Coffin's tour up with the Cub's schedule, you would find a lot of cities and dates matched up.
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gleefully-macabre · 17 days ago
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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gleefully-macabre · 17 days ago
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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A series of events…
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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my partner might be onto something when she says you can disguise your pickiness and food sensitivity as an adult by calling yourself a “purist.” so instead of saying “the taste and texture of cooked raisins make me want to hmork,” you say “i’m actually kind of a cinnamon roll purist, i prefer just a classic cinnamon filling and a really good dough instead of something with a ton of random mix ins,” which takes you from who gave this four year old a bachelor degree to oh wow this guy is a pretentious asshole about more things than i even thought was possible
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's
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Yes, it's Ice AU
And I do understand any Vimes feelings
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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vetvimes is truly the ship of all time. cause. like. what are they? enemies to lovers? friends to lovers? collegues to lovers? boss and subordinate to lovers? all of them and neither???
they know each other like no one in Anhk-Morpork. they have their own language. they hate each other. they love winding up each other. they have mutual respect for each other. they acknowledge that the other is the best possible option for the position he has, but if that changes and he abuses his power, the other will kill inhume him with a smile. and that makes the system work.
they are divorced. they are married. they form polycule with Sybila. they are plagued with feelings that confuse them. gay sex isn't going to solve their tension. actually, it's going to make things worse. i think they should try anyway.
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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It's always funny to me how Merlin treats kilgharrah like a magical version of Google like bro that's a whole ass dragon not your therapist
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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I don’t think I can stress enough how many people on here need a hobby like 95% of what people refer to as jobless behavior is actually just hobbyless behavior. Take up watercolors or tabletop or join a hiking group or something you probably won’t feel as much of an incessant need to freak out on the internet every day
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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I think the most annoying thing is people will recognize so many of these right-wing weirdos have been wrong about vaccines, and reproductive healthcare, and nutrition/food science, and flouride, and infectious disease, and autism, and ADHD, and PTSD, and really all mental healthcare, and raw milk, and wellness supplements, and HIV and AIDS.
But gender affirming care? Well now let's hear them out, they might be right about this one, lads!
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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I go to school board & city council meetings regarding trans rights, and something I noticed is that almost every single transfem student who has gone up to defend their right to use the women's lockers & bathrooms has reported being sexually assaulted in school, often multiple times, by cis men & boys.
And yet, what is taken more seriously is the single cisgender girl who went up to speak about her discomfort with trans girls in the lockers & bathrooms. Not danger. Not harm. Not trauma. Discomfort.
The cisgender girl spoke about how she was not comfortable, wheras the transgender girls spoke of how they were not safe. I am somehow supposed to believe these are of equal severity? Eat a fucking brick.
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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im gods weakest faggot
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gleefully-macabre · 1 month ago
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I know it's not the worst thing about capitalism. But I do think there's something really *bad* about the fact that between lack of leisure time, lack of disposable income, and "hustle culture" mindset that for many, many, many people the primary/only way they are able to express their creativity and artistic aesthetics is through consumer culture. Buying stuff and displaying that stuff.
When like...making stuff. Drawing, painting, weaving, crafting, sketching is like, baked deep deep into our bones as humans.
But I know so many adults who haven't like...drawn a picture since they were children.
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