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I think the only thing that would fix me rn is being in my best friends arms but uhm it's a 10 hour drive and my car would not make it let's just say that

I know flights are a thing but my car just took let's just say a lot of my paycheck

I'm going to be sick I miss my husband guys I miss my platonic soulmate I miss my best friend (all of these titles is one singular person)

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I've had my phone in military time from the time I've ever had my first flip phone (which was when I was like 9? I'm 20 now so I've literally had it in military time for over half my life) and I still somehow second guess five minutes after I've checked the time that I read it right

IVE BEEN READING IT FOR YEARS IT'S AN INSTANT TRANSLATION IM ALWAYS INSTANTLY RIGHT ABOUT THE TIME I'M SEEING AND MY BRAIN STILL FUCKING GOES "hey, did you see that right? Are you sure you know 15:00 equals 3? Maybe it was 13:00 which means you work at 1pm and you only saw the 3 and think you work at 3pm??" BUT NO IM NEVER READING IT WRONG I ALWAYS KNOW IT CORRECT THE FIRST TIME

ALSO- HUH?? THESE ARE ACTUAL QUESTIONS THAT I'M HIT WITH MENTALLY THEY ARENT EVEN LOGICAL‼️ LEGITIMATELY MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE my work schedule gets translated into military time cause of my phone why would it change to the 12 hour clock suddenly like hello do you realize what you're saying?? So how in the hell would I read the 3 in 13:00 as 3:00 pm when Ive been translating military time for over half my life it's what I'm used to like how do I get my brain to get it I saw 15:00 so I said 3:00 it's an accurate observation why must I go through these hoops of "you read it wrong" I DID NOT?? I KNOW WHAT IM DOING STOP BRO SHUT UP SILENCE HUSH SHUT THE FUCK UP DISRESPECTFULLY

if you're wondering why I'm addressing my brain like it's a separate entity it's cause it keeps pulling this shit

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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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*grabs my nervous system by the fucking throat* HEYYY SO TAKE A GOOD FUCKING LOOK AROUND,, IS THE THREAT IN THE ROOM WITH US??

so close! I'm actually just alone in my car in front of my house but y'know yeah thanks for making me terrified for my fucking life I yeah should totally be in fight or flight when I'm just sitting in my car thank you

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Are there any Acura driver stereotypes because from what I see all my fellow Acura drivers are at least twice my age I have never once seen an Acura driver in their 20s- am I the only one? Am I wrong I COULD be wrong

Early adult Acura drivers where you at am I alone

(I know age doesn't matter when it comes to what kind of car you drive but like genuinely curious about this one why have I never seen another Acura driver around my age ?? )

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"biggest fucking hypocrite" in bright flashing lights with a comically large arrow pointing at me

"remember to eat and stay hydrated" "make sure to sleep" "don't forget to take your meds" I have the audacity to say to my friends as I myself do no such fucking thing

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*pulls up this on my phone and stares like I'm drunk and missing my ex*

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"where does all your money go?" Dude my fUCKING ACURA

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engram shaped weed gummies

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I FEEL LIKE AN ESTRANGED SOON TO BE EX HUSBAND

(idk how to text my friend if she wants to hangout RIGHT NOW it's currently 2 am and they havent been online a lot lately)

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COMMISSION for @crispy0nion / @thecrispier0nion . went out for smoko break and got lost in eachother's eyes. Legends say they are still looking for an exit. 😔 | ko-fi

ref of Ash ( @thecrispier0nion 's oc) and a collage of techwear ive gathered for reference purposes :3 only Ash was supposed to be in techwear innitialy but i thought let cayde be cool in a crop top hoodie too he deserves it.

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YOURE SO REAL FOR THIS

engram shaped weed gummies

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*closes for work*

*pulls an all nighter*

*opens for work*

*makes what feels like a million mistakes*

*makes my manager worry*

*clocks out*

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Jesus fucking Christ can I stop missing everything in my life I need to appreciate what I still have I know that but I miss my dog so fucking much it's insane

I know I get to see my best friends who moved out of state later this year bUT GOD DAMMIT I MISS HAVING THEM BY MY SIDE ALL THE TIME

sorry for grieving on main it will happen again

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If I tell my friends I miss my husband one more time they're gonna send me to my public execution

But here I am missing my husband

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Why does frisk ice tea taste evil and feel even more evil in the back of your throat what is this