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How to Draw Burgerpants
Step 1: Disregard any knowledge of anatomy
Step 2: Channel your deepest hatred and despair at your current situation into a physical form
Step 3: Add cat ears
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sans on a date
date: what's that in your jacket pocket?
sans: oh, that. well, uh... see, i wasn't sure where this night would end up leading and... heh. it's better to be prepared just in case, right?
date: oh my god sans did you--
sans: of course. i'm extremely responsible, so i always remember to bring a condom-ent.
sans: [pulls out fistfuls of ketchup packets, winking]
sans: never know when the food's gonna need a little something extra.
date:
sans:
date:
sans: i'm literally a skeleton, i'm not sure what else you were expecting.
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me: i'm tired
me five seconds later: i must sin
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psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind: *continuous Wii music*
psychic: what the fucK
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favorite dang trope in the history of ever:
monsters, or characters who view themselves as monsters, being touched and/or treated gently for the first time in their life.
just
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mi mamá me empezo a gritar solo porque le dije que se calmara
estaba gritando porque la tele no funciona bien y solo no queria escucharla asi y me empezo a gritar que al menos eso se merecia por trabajar tanto al ,enos eso y dijo que era un terrible hijo y muchas cosas feas y
como que todo fue de la nada?? solo me usa para quejarse quejarse y quejarse hasta que se siente mejor y me grita para sentirse bien y no entiendo
como puede hacerte sentir bien hacer sentir asi a tus hijos??
más que nada la agarra conmigo pero a veces tambien mete a mi hermano entremedio y
y no sé detesto que la unica persona que me haga querer desaparecer para siempre sea mi mamá
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