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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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Mom bought herself a new charger!!!!

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no i don’t even care that i didn’t get given a incestual sibling no haha i don’t even want one of those yuck

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I love it when my vocabulary spreads like a disease. Sharing a lexicon with friends is normal, it’s expected. I’m getting my coworkers to say things like “cutiepie” and one time I overheard one of my middle aged managers who is usually very monotone in the way he speaks say “yaaaaaay” in the exact tone that I do.

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They’re crashing out on r*ddit now lmaoooo whine all you want liam and noel will never un-fuck each other

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I'm dealing with a massive headache

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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helo he’s smol af.

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“why are you smiling at your phone?”

um. cuz. my friends are silly

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the most depraved fujoshi in the world doesn’t wear yaoi pins or go to conventions she looks like the personification of the Sears catalogue and trains people to use payment software as part of onboarding for her midsize tech company

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can’t believe we’re this close to seeing liam and noel kiss each other passionately in front of a thousand people AGAIN aka loch lomond pt.2

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#yep

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let there be love is so fucking crazy like he literally wrote that. about his BROTHER.

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when I make a post and no one sees it (it was posted two minutes ago)

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I was about to say pray i dont have my next appointment but he came anyway fuck