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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

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Calling Chuck Schumer Palestinian is unironically hilarious
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Atlanta miku lol. Inspired by the looks I often see at the Underground or at streetwear festivals.
ID: A drawing of Hatsune Miku as a black woman with long, curly hair in braids and afro puffs. She's wearing a black, pink, grey, and blue ensemble that mixes athletic gear and hip-hip inspired street clothes. A large pink tote bag is slung over one shoulder. She appears to be waving one arm while jogging. End ID.
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bro did you hear this white rapper is actually ironic? he's bad ironically. Yes im going to make you listen to it
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put your own age in the tags for context if you like!
#1 or 2 but everyone I’ve ever dated has been older than me#I’m 21 so anything more than that gets really fucking gross reallyyyyy fast
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"we can't say for sure whether john and paul actually had sex with each other" well that's your definition of sex. they're weirder than you.
#thought we were talking about the apostles for a second and gave it some thought#before realizing that this is a post about the Beatles.
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i love listening to classic rock songs and going oh wait this was the name of a supernatural episode
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From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later
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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”
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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
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[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.
[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).
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remember: having a baby does not make you a mother❗❗
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