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Mulder and Scully are sitting in their car and they're both thinking "am I a lesbian" and neither of them will say it. Mulder stays in the egg zone because being a woman "seems like a lot of effort," failing to realize that trans women can be butch & Scully likes to pretend she's simply career driven with no time for a man. But there's still that inexplicable longing. Their weird little tension. X files is yuri to me
#he’s gonna get really mad if he sees this but I have a dear friend who is like if Fox Mulder#had to grapple with bisexuality instead of his gender#to the point where sometimes it’s difficult for me to watch the X Files cause it gets too real#but also he’s a lesbian to me anyways
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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.
#you guys just need to watch fma:b#and stay away from my friends dnd campaign where greed was named Hugh Mongus
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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog
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the thing that’s really cool about dungeon meshi’s representation of autism is that Laios isn’t some savant. He’s just a guy with a strong interest. And he gets things wrong because that interest leads him to uncritically consuming biased sources
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A hybrid book of hours, containing mostly printed pages, with a small section of manuscript pages and some lovely hand-illuminated initials, plus a striking full-page colored metalcut of the martyrdom of Saint John. Printed in France in 1507 (Penn Ms. Codex 1531)
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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guy whose voice sounds the same when hes begging to cum and begging to be killed
#this post reminds me of the time a dear friend of mine did Wendy’s JOI#while we were sitting in the drive thru of the Wendy’s.
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I bet it feels good as fuck to activate countermeasures
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jung just appeared before me and told me im actually a new archetype called the Special Princess and that everyone has to be nice to me or he will get his cruel mage jaques lacan to trap you in a mirror
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tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"
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voskhod 1 goodbye kiss
Vladimir Komarov and Yuri Gagarin kissing before Komarov boards Voskhod 1
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#hey so this is fucking terrifying. need to see a version after the judge gets sunburnt#and McCarthy describes his perfect egg like sunburn.
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i love the doesthedogdie. com page for blood meridian
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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves
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the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.
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