glowstickmorrow

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chris to justin: hi, im chris

justin: im justin, i play bass

chris: ...

justin: ...

chris: so you wanna join motionless now

justin: yeah

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Flash 

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Tommy, kicking down a door: WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY? I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!

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Vince: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.

Nikki: That's him, officer. That's the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.

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Tommy: Nikki talks in his sleep sometimes, it's adorable.

Nikki: *sleeping* Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…

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*Tommy is in bed with a girl, & Vince accidentally walks in on them*

Tommy: Get out of here!

Vince: If I see anything I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.

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Mick: Promise me something, Tommy. Never breed.

Tommy: I’ll try.

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Nikki: What are we doing?

Mick: Wasting our lives.

Nikki: I meant for lunch.

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Nikki, after a guy insulted him: If I were a better person, I’d ignore him and get on with my life. But I’m not.

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Vince: How do you spell ‘orange’?

Tommy: The fruit or the color?

Mick: …

Mick: I’m leaving.

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Police officer, pulling out handcuffs: You have the right to remain silent.

Tommy: But do I have the ABILITY?!

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Nikki: Mick?

Mick: Yeah?

Nikki: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Mick: ....

Mick: Where’s Tommy?

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Tommy: Hey Mick, do you have $2,500?

Mick: Why do you need $2,500?

Tommy: For an escape room.

Mick: What kind of escape room costs $2,500?

Tommy: Jail.

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Nikki: Mick, I think you should play the role of my father.

Mick: I don’t want to be your father.

Nikki: Perfect, you already have your lines down.

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Nobody:

Nikki: I am not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Nikki: Why do you have Mick in a baby carrier???

Tommy: He’s only 5’9”. He could get lost.

Mick: I’M 69, PUT ME DOWN!