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Well … points made, lmao.

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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Chapter 8 - 27

a little trip to A&E

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Anyway Cloverhoney nation

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- The 2025 HD MPREG Fest has wrapped up for this year and it is, as always, a great pleasure to reveal the creators.

Your Fest Mods - @sassy-cissa and @timothysboxers - are super thankful to everyone who follows the fest, and who engages with and enjoys the creator's works. It's great to have you all along - new and returning participants and followers alike. You all truly make this fest a pleasure to run and maintain.

Thank you again, until next year!

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2025 Master List

Double or Quits Fic || Teen and Up [PG-13] || 4 k words syringe (AO3) || hiitssyringe (tumblr) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

Ron bets he can get Hermione pregnant before Harry can knock Draco up again. There’s no way Draco’s just going to take that— even from a Weasley.

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Dear Uncle Plume by eidheann Podfic || Explicit [NC-17] || 1 hour and 41 minutes reveriepi (AO3) || reveriepi (tumblr) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

Life after war is nothing like Draco expected. He only hopes he'll survive it. Especially when his friends are less than sympathetic.

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Secrets Fic || Explicit [NC-17] || 32.4 k words shushu_yaoi_lj (AO3) Pregnancy: Marked as a Spoiler Summary:

There are so many secrets wrapping around Draco like vines, trapping him in a tight grip.

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Zodiac Fic || Mature [R] || 16.5 k words skotini (AO3) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

Harry wants Ginny to stop pestering him. Draco wants his father to stop matchmaking him. Staging a night together? It’s the perfect plan.

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Among the Elements by sweet_s0rr0w Podfic || Mature [R] || 55 minutes sweaters_in_the_summer (AO3) || sweatersinthesummer (tumblr) Pregnancy: Harry Summary:

Harry getting pregnant might have been an accident, but Draco means it when he says that he’s all in. What he doesn’t expect is to find himself all alone in St Mungo’s neonatal unit, making life-or-death decisions for a tiny human he’s never even held.

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Fate Knows Best Fic || Teen and Up [PG-13] || 42 k words fantalf (AO3) || fantalfart (tumblr) Pregnancy: Harry Summary:

The healer cast a diagnostic spell, paled, cast it again when his jaw fell on the floor, gathered himself, smiled broadly at him and said, “Congratulations, Mr Potter. You’re pregnant!” To which Harry promptly fainted. -- Harry didn't think it'd be possible to get pregnant while having never experienced the joys of a sex life (or while being a man), but he should have figured such rules wouldn't apply to him.

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Harry Potter and the Great Game of Pretend Fic || Explicit [NC-17] || 12.2 k words ReturntoNeverland (AO3) || Neverland-789 (tumblr) Pregnancy: Harry Summary:

There have been lies spread about Harry and a certain ex death eater and if you ask him he denies all claims, now if you ask Draco he has something else to say.

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Baby Talk Art || General Audiences [G] || Digital Illustration The_Fourth_Queen (AO3) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

Harry and Draco are expecting, and no one is more excited than little Teddy.

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Harry Potter and Draco's Secret Fic || Teen and Up [PG-13] || 3.4 k words SpireaSalix (AO3) || SpireaSalix (tumblr) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

There's a rumour going around Hogwarts that Draco is pregnant. Besides him being quiet during the first weeks of their eighth year Harry hasn't noticed anything different about Draco. So this surely can't be true, right?

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Nobody's Promised Tomorrow Fic || Explicit [NC-17] || 37.3 k words oldenuf2nb (AO3) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

Harry’s Auror partner is killed after going out on a call alone, and despite his personal feelings (and desperately wanting to keep those under wraps) he feels honour bound to take care of his partner’s pregnant husband. Who happens to be Draco Malfoy.

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The Pregnancy Clause Fic || Explicit [NC-17] || 18 k words Maraudersaffair (AO3) || Maraudersaffair (tumblr) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

Lucius is forcing Draco to marry old Cornelius Fudge for his money. Harry refuses to let it happen and marries Draco instead. The catch? Harry has to knock Draco up for their union to be permanent.

Please read the author's note and check the tags on this work as it contains content that may be upsetting to some people.

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Something Changed by Jelliebabie Podfic || Explicit [NC-17] || 5 hours and 4 minutes cailynwrites (AO3) || cailynwrites (tumblr) Pregnancy: Marked as a Spoiler Summary:

'I'm delighted to be the one to tell you, Mr Malfoy, that you are expecting.' What the fuck? Was this some kind of joke, or perhaps a hideous dream? — Draco and Harry had both decided that hooking up was almost certainly a big mistake, but it's one they're not going to be able to forget in a hurry. Now they have to live with the consequences, which include some very unhappy teenagers, and plenty of opportunity for misunderstandings. A getting together story about how one decision can change the path you are on, and make up for years of missed chances.

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You'll be in my Heart Fic || Mature [R] || 4.9 k words sassy_cissa (AO3) || sassy-cissa (tumblr) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

From the moment Harry learned male pregnancy was possible, he couldn't stop thinking about it. Draco... that might be another story.

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Control Yourself Harry Art || General Audiences [G] || Digital Art SoTwRIN (AO3) || AthenaSteren (tumblr) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

Draco returns to work after a few months of break, Harry notices something different.

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heart as with a hand by veradubhghoill Podfic || Explicit [NC-17] || 18 minutes reveriepi (AO3) || reveriepi (tumblr) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

The omega smelled of linden, heady and honeyed; of sweet-reeds that grew by freshwater rivers; of juniper berries, pungent and bright on the tongue.

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Lurking Just Beneath Fic || Explicit [NC-17] || 26.8 k words 7HedwigtheBoo7 (AO3) Pregnancy: Draco Summary:

After Harry breaks up with Draco, Draco embarks on a promiscuous journey to move on, sleeping with anyone who shows interest. What begins as a carefree escape quickly turns complicated when Draco finds himself pregnant and unable to identify the father. Despite paternity tests on all of his one-night stands—well, those he could track down—none match. Just as he's about to give up, Harry storms into Malfoy Manor, furious that he learned about Draco’s pregnancy through the magical family tapestry at Grimmauld Place. Draco is confused, as the timing doesn’t match their last encounter, leading him to firmly deny that Harry could be the father. A visit to St. Mungo's reveals two shocking truths: Harry is indeed the father, and Draco is further along in his pregnancy than he thought. Now, Harry and Draco must navigate the complex shift from exes to co-parents, learning to work together for the sake of their child.

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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

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