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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Known for his unmatched intellect, Kim's statement has caught attention across social media, as many are surprised to see such a bold profession of faith from someone in the world of science and logic.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Tumblr being Tumblr glitched out and inserted this image into a cat video for a second.

AWEBO jumpscare

awebo

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Wrapping wunks ass to go

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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v.2

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Hotdog thief 🌭

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some cats

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kowabunga, peasants

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✹ mourning dove ✹

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My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.