hey i'm nick, i'm 18, professional boss ass bitch, i'm in the circus and I live for summers and making people laugh.. my blog is kind of a mumbo jumbo of everything
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where all my nice folks at? holler if you friendly
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Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will
Blue pill: tastes like raspberry
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I WAS FLYING OVER TORONTO AND MY FRIEND SAW ME
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As a public service to anyone offended by the Harriet Tubman $20 bills, I am willing to accept your unwanted $20 bills, and I will ensure that they are properly disposed of. This offer is open indefinitely, and any amount of $20 bills will be accepted. Thank you.
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u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer
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someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot
my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
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some hoe: hey don’t you run a blog about that one boyban-
me, sweating:
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