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Saw characters as influencers

I've had this really funny idea bouncing around in my head for a while now and I need to put it in writing, so here's what I think saw characters would post on tiktok and if i think they would get cancelled.

Amanda Young

She goes viral completely unintentionally, she just posts the occasional fit check, but people LOVE her vibe. She doesn't like people being "fans" of her, and she was never trying to go viral in the first place. She deletes her account after like a month of blowing up, and for ages people make videos like "remember that amanda girl? She was such an icon i hope she's doing well". Once the whole jigsaw apprentice thing comes out, the internet goes crazy, and a bunch of people say they "always got a weird vibe from her".

John Kramer

Once the jigsaw news breaks his account gets deleted by tiktok, and they try to scrub the app off his presence completely- it's not a great look.

He becomes the internet's peepaw, and posts wholesome content on how to fix up old cars or do home repairs. He gives a lot of life advice and makes motivational videos. People in the comments even start to ask him for help with their own situations, ranging from how to change a tire, to "my bf just broke up with me, I need your advice peepaw!"

John uses his platform to genuinely try and help other people get their lives on track, but he also notices when people don't improve. Unbeknownst to his fans, he uses tiktok as a hunting ground to find new players for his games.

Adam Stangheight

Adam posts a bit of everything, he likes to show off his photography, talk about albums and he posts a lot of political takes (all very anti establishment). People originally follow him for being a jigsaw survivor, and he's really unserious about the whole situation. People think he's got a great sense of humour, and girls are fawning over him, until his vegan feminist punk ex girlfriend makes an exposé on how he's kind of an asshole, and everyone turns on him.

Lawrence Gordon

If Larry somehow becomes an influencer, it's entirely by accident. He doesn't know how to use his phone, he just posts selfies with captions like #sundayfunday😂🌞, and when he starts blowing up he has no idea what's going on. If he ever gets cancelled it's because he tries to cheat on his wife with someone in his tiktok comments

Mark Hoffman

Mark doesn't post on tiktok, but he LIVES in the comment sections of OF girls

Scott Tibbs

Originally blows up for his music, he's absolutely LOVING IT. He posts thirst traps 24/7 and often tries to hook up with people who flirt with him in tiktok comments. He most likely gets cancelled for being dodgy in the dms with girls, but he never deactivates. He doubles down on his actions and keeps documenting his own mental decline because he can't get enough of the attention. Eventually, he becomes a lolcow.

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Having the worst hanxiety bc apparently last night I got really drunk and tried to learn Chinese??? I've made a fool of myself on xiaohongshu

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Controversial opinion but every time someone headcanons Adam as an apprentice an angel dies

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Not to ruin ur day or anything but u know how saw uses a lot of biblical imagery? If John is christ then amanda is a lamb, and you know how they killed lambs in the bible....???

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Call me Minecraft Steve the way I make yo bitch bed rock

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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If toilets were sentient i'd be a baaaaad person

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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I have Rodrick heffley dressed as a butterfly tattooed on my leg now

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Happy spiral anniversary!! Got my 3rd saw tattoo today :3

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why is he serving

face card never declined even when his life is on the line i guess

love you king

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Spiral positive memes for spiralversary! I love u spiral and all my spiral pals! :D

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watching saw 0.5 is like damn leigh whannell really gives the worst line delivery ever but then he gets into that bear trap and start wailing and crying and moaning and screaming and you’re like yeah i see why they let him act in the whole real film actually

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this is canon btw

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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ADAM LOOK OUT!!