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I apologize so much that it’s just a force of habit by now
Today I stubbed my toe against my bed - it hurt like a bitch btw - and before screaming in agony I apologized... to the bed...
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Mouthwash burns more than alcohol
Once, after a night out I was washing up to go to bed and I drowned a cap full of mouth wash as a shot. Needless to say, it burned more than any alcohol I’ve ever dranken and now I’m afraid of making the same mistake every night
#shot#mouth wash#party#stupid#burning#brainless swine#omg#lol#how#haha#funny#sorry idk how to use hashtags yet
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Ive lived in denial for so long that I genuinely dont know whats happening in my life anymore
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