teddy/they/31 everything i say should be interpreted in the queerest way possible
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Marjo Wiberg, a Finnish long pile rya rug for Ryijypalvelu. Circa 157 x 109 cm.
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Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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socal Media app perfec t size for put personal ID in to age veryify! inside very Safe and Web Security info kept safely put ID in Social Media Website. Put ID In Social Media Website. no problems ever in soccial media website because good third party App and Privacy for personal information sensitive of private state issued ID. Asocialmedia Website yes a place for a legal ID put ID in social media website can trust social media website for keepeing good secret of identity. friend social media
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Brooch with hand forged fine silver lily of the valey flowers on a sterling stem. The leaf is a polished and sealed circuit board inlaid with opals.
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Things two hungarian poets from the 1840s said to each other in their letters that make me crazy:
If my soul touches you and it happens to burn you I'm not to blame... it was you who lit it on fire
I swear to you on cottage cheese and tobacco
If the people rule in poetry, so will they rule in politics and that's the goal of the century! To hell with the aristocracy!
My dear buddy,
My soul, my bastard,
My golden mouthed saintly friend,
My rowdy brother,
My lovable dummy,
If you want to see a dead Pegasus, look no further than me
I am trying to learn to smile nicely ( he did not succeed)
My dear friend, you better side of my soul
I will never forgive you for NOT writing the address on the envelope yourself. A woman's handwriting... and a black seal... dear god, the devil took him! he worked himself to death writing poems, he died! ... and then i opened your letter... Never do this again. Only use black seal vax on your death, and even then, still write the address yourself!
I'm reading (your work) for the sixth time. It's really a horrible thing. I'll need to read it again to understand just how awful it is!
Sincerely, your friend whose balls are itching
It's really good that your sore throat is gone, I can finally strangle you
Leave the dedication! Veselényi is a great man but he's still a Lord, and a poet should never dedicate ANYTHING to a Lord
I'm hugging you a 1000000000000 times!
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I'm reading the new student info and handbook and stuff for the MLIS I'm starting in the fall and I keep getting hit with excitement not just because new life stage and whatnot but it turns out I find the idea of Information Science just as exciting as the Library of it all? Like this is kind of a Masters in Writing Good Instructions? Masters of Sort and Retrieve and Communicate Information? Masters of Think About The Context of Who Will Engage With The Information and Make It Accessible and Legible And Useful?
As someone who can happily revise and debate the language used in a sign to communicate concepts like "We Are Closed" and "The Book Return Is Not A Trashcan" for a while this feels right to me. Finally my passion for using Exactly The Right Word For The Situation will be an academic boon.
#personal#mostly my goal in getting this degree is to be employable at bigger and more traditional institutions#but also writing the perfect how to is a special interest of mine
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sinners: how real stories of irish and choctaw oppression inform the film
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Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror
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It's funny having a very high tolerance for pain but a very low tolerance for other forms of discomfort. Like yea tattoos piercings cramps shots cuts bruises whatever thats nothing. But I better not get nauseous or hear a loud sound. Or I'll die
#literally me today#i get out of a 3 hour tattoo session happy as a clam and step into direct sunlight and the 85 degree day and died
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Protect your bones, folks
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ok whatever i miss varric everyone explode
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Dog of Randall the jeweller, ca. 1875
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