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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Derailing my GM when they try to do a gazebo bit by having my character pipe up "actually, I think that's a rotunda".

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

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in wigan its all we have left

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025

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i wanna ruin our friendship we should be lovers instead i don't know how to say this cause you're really my dearest friend

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eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here