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Organic yarn holder

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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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if u see this, PLEASE put in the tags what you’re having for dinner tonight! i am curious! thank u!

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Communal Tumblr Stim Toy pass it on

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i got rocketman. does anyone actually know the words to this song or does everyone just say random shit

You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

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i’m kinda like if a dying strip mall was a girl

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movie theaters are so beautiful but you can’t live in there. They won’t let you

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Photo dump from culinary school!

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good morning i feel like seven dollars

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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i went into her cutlery drawer and her knife to fork ratio was fucked

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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.