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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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So who is getting custody of their 78 kids.
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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
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I love Brennan's commitment to reminding you that he was hideously bullied for being a fucking weird nerd, ESPECIALLY when you're watching content about how outrageously successful and beloved he is now for being a fucking weird nerd.
Dita Von Teese was so right, you really can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. And depending on the social dynamics of your school, there may be a few high-status people who hate peaches who can bring enough people on board to make your life a living hell.
Brennan was bullied so badly that he had to be pulled out of school and homeschooled. Those kids hated his ass! And look at him now. What more proof do you need that being surrounded by people who want to kill you during your school years doesn't say fucking anything about how loveable you are or what your life will be like as an adult.
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Draw Penelope loving Odysseus as a worm
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supergiant let us romance icarus i beg
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One thing I love about Hades II is that, while it's made clear that the gods of Olympus absolutely had it coming with Chronos' attack, that doesn’t change the fact that Chronos himself is a complete piece of shit.
The first thing he did was attack the entire House of Hades—most of whom he had never even met—just to get back at his jailor son. When he was jailed in the first place because he ate him and several of his other children. So that’s just revenge on revenge.
Also the fact is that, by both myth and game lore, Hades is a "good" god who was simply doing his job. Any injustices that happened under his rule were things Zagreus spent the whole first game fixing.
The House of Hades was basically the best the current gods had to offer—mostly hardworking, well-meaning people—and since Zagreus, actively trying to make things better for everyone.
By targeting them first, Chronos loses any moral high ground he might have had. This guy totally deserves to be cut back into pieces once Melinoë and the other gods get their much-needed wake-up call on the principles of morality.
No mercy for baby eaters.
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oh man i just can’t. liam wiping matt’s tears off his face, matt closing his eyes when hugging him- them pulling eachother closer. jesus man
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had such an embarrassingly bad run earlier i had to draw them to feel better
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