i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me~
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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times
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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
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started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny
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Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are.
The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation.
I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.
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Had a dream where the black eyed peas were bonding over being stuck together during a severe weather / tornado warning like sitting on the floor holding each others pinkies smiling at each other going like “we’re the black eyed peas we can do anything”
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still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"
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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while
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