A series of short tales about how men (and sometimes women) act like complete gobshites in relationships.
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How to recognise a Gobshite. Part 1
A gobshite, by definition is someone who speaks utter shite. This can be those seemingly wonderful people who whisper sweet nothings in your ear, gaze sweetly into your eyes before proclaiming "Ey girl, reckon we go the club toilets for a quickie?" (Not that we're always adversed to a quickie, mind)
Those people who manage to chat utter bollocks whilst proclaiming their feelings for you, telling you things like "I luv u gerl, yer me werld." whilst you're holding their hand as they drunkenly slur into the toilet. Or even better "Get yer coat, love. You've pulled." at 3am when the bar staff are kicking you out the door. Or my favourite "I really like you, but... it's really complicated."
Liking me is complicated? Bloody hell, mate. You think liking me is complex, wait until you have to upgrade your iPhone to its latest iOS without losing some cheesy pop songs ... documents you definitely need for work.
Gobshites turn up everywhere. In work, in your social life and if you're truly unfortunate... your home.
This blog aims to let you know that you are definitely not alone if you have encountered one of these people. We also support with the encouragement of vodka, good friends and swerving said gobshites when you feel the urge to call them at 3am with a mouth full of pizza.
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Gobshites and Bellends
Yes dear reader, your read that right. This blog is all about gobshites and bellends. Think you have a good story about a gobshite who messed you around or some bellend who thinks they're a legend... message me and I'll post it anonymously to the blog.
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