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I don't know who needs to hear this today but Marina Andrieski wants you to commit that crime

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All I'm saying is Josh Hoberman was the lover of tomatoes and Quentin Coldwater was called the volunteer tomato. I'm giving you the facts you do what you want with them

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My favorite part of writing LGBTQIA+ smut is seeing how many ways I can describe the characters without using their names. I need you know which hands are Margo's and which hands are Julia's but using she/her gets confusing and I can't just use their names five million times and sometimes I just have to sit here and struggle with figuring out what the fuck words are

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Chapter Three “A Cure for a Hangover” is up now!

Liar

Author: EdgarAllanCat 

Summary: Rewrite of my original fic “Like a Liar Does"Eliot Waugh is a Sub, but only Margo was privy to this information. Problems arise after Eliot’s secret is accidentally on purpose exposed and he finds a sense of comfort in a bitter and angry Psychic who wants little to nothing to do with him. However, Eliot’s not the only one with a secret. As the group grows closer lies are discovered and secrets that were best kept in the dark come to lightSlow-burn, alternate universe with eventual Penny/Eliot.Tags updated as the fic updates.

Fandom: The Magicians  (TV) Additional Tags: Dom/subKneelingSpankingNon-Consensual SpankingCaningSub Dom universeSlow BurnBeggingBad BDSM EtiquetteBDSMAlternate Universe - BDSMSub EliotSub QuentinDom MargoDom PennyDom AliceSwitch JuliaSwitch KadyMildly Dubious ConsentDrinkingImpact PlayPublic HumiliationHumiliationPlatonic BDSMStrappingPaddling

Language: English

Words: 4,852

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y’all he couldn’t move the fuckin’ boat:(

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I'm gonna be real, y'all, I'm really fuckin sad right now

Y'all talk about how Death is afraid of Betty White but you know who Death is really afraid of?

My girl, Beverly Cleary! She’s about to turn 102 (on April 12th 2018)

She wrote a good portion of the books I grew up reading, she made me want to read and write! I’ve got nothing but respect for this living legend

Death fears Beverly Cleary, Death fears and respects the librarian who made it her mission to inspire kids to read

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I'm working on a theory because based on what I can tell there are clocks everywhere in The Magicians. Clocks in the forest of Fillory, clocks in every home, apartment, classroom, office, tree. Whatever they could stick a clock in they did.

Then there's Castle Whitespire.

I could be wrong but I don't think there's any clocks in Castle Whitespire. The only exception is in Timeline 23 when Quentin is The Beast and within his hoard of Fillory there are clocks. However, from what I can gather there's none on Timeline 40 in the castle.

So, why? I'm working on articulating this theory but Jane Chatwin's discipline is Chronomancy or time magic. She became the Watcher Woman, wearing a clock adorned with pocket watches. She resides in the clock barrens. The dwarves gave her a magical watch to keep Martin from taking over Fillory.

The thrones weren't the only thing cursed in the castle. Clocks, watches, anything Jane's could use to defeat Martin are cursed within the walls of the castle. Martin wanted to feel powerful, so he cursed his sister's power, took his away and essentially banished her from the castle to make her feel as powerless as when Fillory banished him.

The title of Watcher Woman is both a pun and a warning. It's a title Jane would expect Martin to recognize. Tick tock on the watch, watch the woods for the Watcher Woman.

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I see you out here liking all my PennyRoyal content and I just gotta ask....u okay, bro?

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Peter Knight (creator of Big Wolf on Campus) liked my tweet where he was at blame for all this generations weird kinks because of how BWoC featured feeding kinks, mpreg, vore, ect and I have to FUCKING DIE NOW

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Headed to physical therapy Throw on my new favorite shirt (shout-out to Neal) Hair is fucked up so I grab my trusty "always looks okayish" wig Contacts start burning my eyes, it's cool, glasses time Walk out, catch my reflection and realize I'm accidentally just Alice Quinn at first year orientation https://www.instagram.com/p/CLpTc2OAOy0/?igshid=1usikzu0hwjdf

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The power went out and I turned into a horror movie character https://www.instagram.com/p/CLmP6SEgGw-/?igshid=gwdozujsat9q

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Does--does your grandma live in a Blood Forest

You guys wanna see the most nightmarish piece of inventory I currently have?

Doesn't matter what you say because we all have to suffer Grandma Blood Forest!

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Dream big

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You guys wanna see the most nightmarish piece of inventory I currently have?

Doesn't matter what you say because we all have to suffer Grandma Blood Forest!

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My personality for the day is directly linked to what kind of eye makeup I have on