godofsass
godofsass
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Professional shit starter extraordinaire. I love hair products, cardigans, alcohol, and weird shit. Aries.
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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My girl spoke nothing but fucking TRUTH. Now that’s this kind of Women we need our girls to look up too.
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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Would you be able to share some questionable classical art? Gratias tibi ago!
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(why, yes, that IS a dickfish!)
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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That scene in the shining where he breaks down the door but instead of jack nicholson its the doulingo owl
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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“Not all conservative Christians are like that.”
Okay look.
If you’re a senior in high school, and your freshman little sister comes up to you with bloody scraped knees and tears all over her face crying, “I hate seniors! They always bully me!” you don’t stand there and lecture her on why she shouldn’t label all seniors as bullies.
You don’t fucking do that shit.
You say, “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure those seniors don’t pick on you.“
You take responsibility for protecting her.
Because she’s your little sister. And she can’t fight bullies on her own.
That’s how privilege fucking works. Women, gay people, black people, trans people, Muslims, atheists, every single minority in the United States—they’re the little sisters getting beat up by your fellow upperclassmen. You don’t make it their responsibility. YOU TAKE IT UPON YOURSELF TO HELP THEM.
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself.
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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Songs of beedom. n.d. Cover art.
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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me, reading the amores in the original language: ahah wow this is lit… i understand everything… gotta switch to something more challenging
opening the georgicon liber: virgil why you so beautiful and difficult
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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the one in the winnie the pooh shirt was the real beyonce here
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*
me:
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
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godofsass · 8 years ago
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When the hoe from salvation army glances at me
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