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lines taken from various characters and events found in  american mcgee’s  game  ,  alice : madness returns  ( 2011 ) .  feel free to change pronouns   ( he , she , they , i , etc )   &  tenses as you feel necessary .

“ another day  ,  a different dream perhaps ”

“ i know what’s real ”

“ i know i’m guilty of something ”

“ punishment hardly ever suits the victims of a crime ”

“ you’ve used me and abused me  ,  but you will not destroy me ! ”

“ i want to forget ”

“ it’s not a dream  ,  it’s a memory ”

“ how is one to find her way ? ”

“ i didn’t kill my family ”

“ i’ve not come back here looking for a fight ”

“ i’m not afraid to die ”

“ when you’re not on edge  ,  you’re taking up too much space ”

“ threats  ,  promises  ,  and good intentions don’t amount to action ”

“ every picture tells a story .  sometimes we don’t like the ending .  sometimes we don’t understand it ”

“ delusions  ,  too  ,  die hard with memory ”

“ only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth ”

“ forgetting pain is convenient  ,  remembering it  :  agonizing ”

“ a secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another ”

“ different denotes neither bad nor good  ,  but it certainly means not the same ”

“ how fine you look when dressed in rage ”

“ is our situation not dismal ? ”

“ every adventure requires a first step ”

“ only a few find the way  ,  some don’t recognize it when they do — some don’t ever want to ”

“ everything’s a nail  ,  is it  ,  miss hammerhead ? ”

“ forgetting’s just forgetting  ,  except when it’s not ”

“ a good guest does not overstay  ,  a perfect guest stays home ”

“ who benefits from your madness ? ”

“ what you claim not to know is merely what you’ve denied ”

“ authority must be obeyed  ,  or it must be overthrowned ”

“ you shouldn’t ask questions you know the answer to ”

“ make your survival mean something ”

“ memory is more often a curse than a blessing ”

“ the past must be paid for ”

“ you’re as randomly lethal and entirely confused as you ever were ”

“ return to whatever hovel’s home to you ”

“ your presence here is unwelcome ”

“ everyone here has an excuse for doing nothing ”

“ this world is not so either  /  or ”

“ what’s true of the living is often true of the dead ”

“ this life is full of random death ”

“ death is the ultimate equalizer ”

“ all have the right to be eaten ”

“ you’re not that good a liar  ,  and i’m not that stupid ”

“ your madness will be punished ”

“ come to receive your punishment then ? ”

“ the damage is done ”

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5 TV Shows Cancelled Too Soon

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Favorite Joan of Arcadia Moments (1/?)

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Joan of Arcadia - “Pilot” (S1, E1)

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joan of arcadia 1x01 ‘pilot’

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Watching this one episode of Criminal Minds makes Joan go ??????? because her dad, her brother, and her ex boyfriend are all in it

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*holds cat like baby*

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joan @ chuck after s14 probably: the fuck?

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“oh come on, i’m on vacation.”

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some of joan’s favorite musical artists in her teenage years were p!nk, eminem, and coldplay

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God: I'd like you to do something that scares you. Joan: Uh, lots of things scare me. You, actually, you scare me. Care to be a little bit more specific? God: For me, that's pretty specific. Joan: And I still can't ask why. God: You can ask.

independent joan girardi from joan of arcadia, verses for lucifer, supernatural, good omens, and dominion, sideblog to tcrnishedgrace

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joan of arcadia 1x01 ‘pilot’

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the poor priest helen keeps accidentally ambushing in public

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‘did you happen to see his shoes?’ ‘oh yeah, they were gucci.’

i love joan and her sass a whole lot

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thatonecripple‌:

“My name is Raziel.  I’m an archangel.”  He explained gently, smiling at her still.  “I’m not here for anything specific, just wanted to check in with you.  See how you are doing.”  

“Archangels are also real. Cool. Good to know.” She nodded to herself. “I’m pretty good. Definitely gonna have a long talk with God about not telling me things I need to know.”

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Out of Context Sentence Starters

A variety of starters collected from conversations and TV shows

“You break my mugs, and you break my heart.”

“So this guy looked at his son and went ‘this can get worse’.”

“I’d love to go out and be depressed with you.”

“I think she’s a David Attenborough in disguise.”

“My gender is spherical.”

“Who are the other ones? Jeremy Kyle and Daenerys?”

“My minion is a lesbian.”

“This is why I always liked slip on shoes. No laces to tie.”

“Snooker fans know there’s no fire!”

“The horses are like ‘screw that guy’.”

“And there was a big situation looking for King Tut’s penis.”

“I’m missing my garlic masterclass because I’m buying dice.”

“Stop saying knicker section!”

“The target is dead. Hold tight while I look for his ghost.”

“That’s like speed dating angel edition.”

“There’s a Viking with a water pistol!”

“I’m like God, or Richard Osman.”

“It’s disrespectful to the rock.”

“Phone your friends! Gonna get really bleak tonight!”

“Arson and cultists sound like an amazing way to start the day.”

“I turn into a werewolf, but in a good way.”

“People are stupid! Remember that people are stupid!”

“I’m a strong woman. I don’t need butter in my life.”

“He’s not a very respected doctor if he has NO photos of himself on the internet.”

“Power is not very nice.”

“As you can see, there’s a skeleton in there, without a head.”

“How did I happen?”

“How long did the shit Dalek take?”

“We’re not working naked.”

“Basically I have a 10-step plan that is probably going to be abandoned immediately.”

“Horny pigeon’s back.”

“If I’m in charge, I’m not picking a safety shot.”

“Where you put your pom poms is completely up to you.”

“Who needs enemies when you have friends like this?”

“As the great philosopher Queen Neffertiti said…that’s quite enough of that old nonsense.”

“Now get off your horse and drink your milk.”

“I’ve seen those eyes on TV before.”

“You are the connoisseur of weird.”

“There’s nothing like going to Oxford while looking like you’ve smeared something on your face.”

“I’ve lost the plot to live.”

“The vaginas made it on number one?”

“I’ll give it another 30 minutes for summer to arrive!”

“I think it’s too late to be judging people- Is that YOUR pint?!”

“My view of the queen has become very disturbed due to this.”

“Because science panders to the facts, ___!”

“Ban-unting is not gonna catch on, my friend.”

“This video has so much cheese, you can’t watch it if you’re lactose intolerant.”

“’We cant let the fun dwindle on’?! Well, we’ve got a quote for your gravestone!”

“Which is worse? Death or Norfolk?”

“___, can you put God on?”

“You cold fingered freak!”

“Leave her alone, she just wants to electrocute people.”

“A cross between Turkish Delight and soil.”

“My eyebrows are going to be falling off the side of my face.”

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“Hi.” It says something about what her life has become that she doesn’t question strangers knowing her name anymore. “Are you- No. Who are you?”

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“Hello, Joan.”  Raziel said with a gentle smile, canting his head to the side.