godstolemykeysagain

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It don't bite.

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STARTING TOMORROW

Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.

They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!

This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!

TUNE IN HERE

article I posted screenshots of here

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shoutout to that one guy who's been unliking and reliking my first post ever, once per day, to give me notifications about it. good job, you specifically are doing tumblr right

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Yeah that happens

guys really important question. I've been on e for like a month and now my nipples hurt??? is this normal?? i know sensitivity is supposed to go up but it's like... Achy nipple.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too

Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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this is a hit post don’t even worry about it

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head thoughts no empty

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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i love ruining my works toilet on the clock

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Unfortunate

Get fucking observed

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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for every 500 notes this gets i shall uh.

i dunno. age one year? since it'll take a year to get there lmao.