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Wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee
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One of the worst things you can do is to make a purchase that isn't very good. There's very little way to recover from something like that
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
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this is like “is this a pigeon?” only 10x better
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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
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Did a thing from an old joke I saw a few years ago.
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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this
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sometimes trying to be more social and talk to people u know are already in an established friend group feels like
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