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Me when someone wastes their time posting an essay on why they hate a ship under that ship's tag:

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and if i reread the holy trinity (captive prince, dark rise, and all for the game) b2b to defeat this slump . then what
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lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.
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This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible
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Are you KINDING ME????? GIVE ME THE NEXT ONE NOOOOWWW!!!!
"Sarcean. I remember everything."
BITCH YOU CANT END IT LIKE THAT!
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the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen.
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
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Where did you see that it was coming out on the 1st?
I swear that expected publication date 1st of January 2025 wasn't there before.........please be real I really can't do this anymore
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