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this video does more in 10 seconds than your fave’s entire filmography
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i think an easy solution to the whole "internet/credit card censorship bullshit to save children" is to 1) not give your 7 year old a phone and 2) not to give your 7 year old a credit card
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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.
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Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
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No matter how enticing it may be, never check your phone during a red light, Tumblr can wait. Discord can wait. As soon as you cave and check it you will be rear-ended by some impatient fuck in a Ford who sees the light turn green before you and slams the gas. This did not happento me but the Oracle told me it could and I won’t gatekeep.
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Food gives you energy!
Adding flavor packets and some syrup to make water more tasty does not make it unhealthy! It's better than not drinking water!
Adding cheese to veggies does not make them unhealthy if it lets you eat the veggies! It's better than not eating the veggies!
Salt is necessary for your diet - especially if you have POTS - and is not your enemy!
Reminder:
Eating is good
Three meals is not too much
It’s okay to eat “unhealthy” foods
You do not need to purge to feel better
Eating is healthy
You deserve to be healthy
Eating is good.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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The Sacred Grove
Tried to practice with a flat, graphic style. I used a limited color palette to challenge myself.
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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.
"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.
"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.
"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.
"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.
"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.
"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.
You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.
#the only time I sort by kudos is when I check out a new fandom or ship#because Im curious what the fan favorites are#like what are the fics that fans are most likely saying are a must read#since they're usually older fics as well#but after that I go by most recent and just start going page by page seeing what pops out at me#and or just checking out my usual favorite tags
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My coworkers and I all pretty much downloaded the app for one of the fast food spots near the store not because we wanted points or deals, but because if we walked up and ordered we'd waste at least 10min of our break waiting to get our food byt by ordering pickup they tend to make the food faster and on the off chance they do take a while we can place the order before our lunch and just go on lunch once our food is ready
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I THINK I FIXED IT 🙌🙌🙌
Twice now while scrolling Tumblr since I got up 30 minutes ago it's redirected to some random webpage with an emote on a slider. The first time I passed it off as having a finger too close to the screen and I didn't realize, but the second time had no ad on the screen what so ever and I was making dead sure none of my fingers were close to the screen 😬
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Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up
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