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noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

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@mrgryphon - The thrill, the fear, the hope, oil on paper, 2021

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that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

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I want a hallmark movie where the girl is from a small town, and the boy comes back from his big corporate job and gets shown the meaning of Christmas by the girl instead of the other way around

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i lift up a rock and the tiny anime girls scramble out from underneath it all frightened

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unbelievable

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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

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(Sees a cigarette in your mouth) oh are we playing the pocky game? (eats it from the other side)

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A comic I quickly scribbled

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Jail

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🧅🧄

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seeing everyone now in love with andrew garfield is so funny cause he’s been tumblr’s princess diana

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tomorrow when the employees find this freak of nature, they will take photos of him and call animal control. but tonight he is alive in the chicago quiznos by the soda cooler and when he looks up at the counter, there are twice as many sandwiches as usual.

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love my girl mutuals 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 there is something deeply wrong with all of you 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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The world would be in shambles without boy pussy and girl cock. Thank you trans people for your service