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so sinners is the greatest thing i've ever seen and now i don't know how to be normal about it

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everyone has thoughts about their sworn enemy's big pouty puppy dog eyes. it's NORMAL. and if Spike is good at anything, it's being normal :)

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your art style is SO good <3 very much obsessed with the idea of drusilla being a monster high collector so thank you for planting that image in my mind

ahhhh thank you so much!!! i collect mh myself so the idea's been in my head ever since i first watched school hard like 2 years ago lol. i like to think that she and spike go on dates that involve stealing newly released dolls from target. however, when it comes to rare dolls, she'll just find the nearest price gouging ebay reseller and eat them. truly doing the lord's work

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Dru takes doll hunting very seriously and extremely literally.

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Steel toe clown shoes. A sledgehammer. A honkable nose. The ideal woman.

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we all have that one friend/doctor/love of our life who wants the joker carnally 🙄

(also here's a png of greasy ivy bc i think she's cute)

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there better be crossover between IWTV fans and people who've wasted half their life in that damn batmobile

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raffle winner @goldfish-inhaler asked for a Batman Returns Selina piece that showcases the neon sign from her apartment! :3 I took some liberties with that prompt LMAO but I had so much fun!!!

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Jervis has a lot of feelings. Johnathan wishes all of those feelings were fear.

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500 FOLLOWER RAFFLE TIME!!!

the rules r so simple just reblog this post!! You don't have to be following but I'd very much appreciate if you did cuz we have fun here

I'll be letting this go on for a week and Monday, December 2nd I will draw for the lucky winner :3 thank you all again for supporting me and I can't wait to keep making silly things on here for you all!!

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this is my new therapist. chat, am i fucking dead?

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Alice obviously doesn't know what she's talking about. Jervis is clearly a well adjusted, rational, stable individual! Not on the verge of a breakdown or anything! Not upset that she doesn't share his love of escapism or anything! Not thinking about using his technology for selfish purposes or ANYTHING!!

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my dad: "why do you like tragedies so much?"

the cartoons he was showing me at the ripe old age of 4:

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i like to think that the Arkham rec room has little busy work activities for the patients. most of them you could find in an elementary school until Riddler was admitted, then they had to start providing calculus and trig worksheets lol

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sw*fties beefing with Anne Rice's malesona saddens me. do they not know their history?? do they not know who originated the "unethical blond musician with terrible lyrics" schtick??? no respect for 266 year-old dead people smh

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sorry to everyone following me for batman stuff. i needed to fall back into mental illness for a moment. if you knew the blond man like i do you'd understand

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i've been having an anxiety attack for hours, but the second i see sam reid with curly hair, blood tears, and some slutty little outfits, i snapped out of it. this power needs to be studied and i need the album YESTERDAY