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seeing friends talk about orientalized mysticism and restraining myself from getting into esotericist theories bc i know itll just sound like "magic is everywhere if you believe! you dont need to appropriate, just touch grass!" and that is not even close to the conversation when ppl are after exotic aesthetic+vibes, not magic. vultures got me like dehydrated spongebob:

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for love; even when you smoke her to a crisp shes in your lungs doing the same.

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The state of mobile gaming is dire

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

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well lucky for you i boiled my empty carts in that tea youre drinking so you wont have to worry about it for very long

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The train is standing in the middle of nowhere again fuck this

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each of the four heavenly moderators of r/VirtuousGamers has been slain by a masked swordsman

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how small does a business have to be fore it deserves love

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Science Fiction Parallels: Who did it better, Doctor Who or Arthur?

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on trans day of remembrance the community came together to have an event, including this being read by a local poet. and I know all you people will eat it up as much as I did

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In 2004, I invented a game called Chess. It took the world by storm.

Today, America needs my powers more than ever. My name is Brian Chess, and I'm very proud to announce my campaign... for President of the United States.

For two long, We the People have been stuck between two candidates promising to make this country (and planet) worse in all the ways we're depressingly used to by now. But together, I believe we can make this country and planet worse in new and interesting ways.

Remember:

"God CHESS America"

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experiment to prove the internet rotates

phonecall's pendulum

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wild brass instruments running free in a field eating quater notes, which is the grass on music planet

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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen