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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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greetings from Poland

loose translation is basically "shit happens"

it just happened to me, and I'm not doing fine, so yeah

https://lycorisembroidery.etsy.com

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on holiday rn and there are these MASSIVE fucking bugs and theyre called. well. well theyre called

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Out of Touch (1080 p)

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Caterpillar

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A second little piggie! This little lad is named Sqoinkers. He has a squeaker in his ear, unlike Pinwheel. I swear I had small enough ones when making Pinwheel but couldn't find them, but then as I was making Sqoinkers I found the bag of tiny squeakers hidden underneath my big lamp wheel. I keep the squeakers on the shelf right above it, so they must have fallen at some point and I didn't notice. Ain't that how it goes! Anyways...

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sold

it turned out so beautifully 🥹

and the plum blossoms show which way the lid fits 🌸

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"Pride is not a party"

Yes the fuck it is, stop being a baby

Yes pride is a riot and a fight and yadda yadda yadda but you are not revolutionary for sucking the joy out of queerness. Sometimes, pride is a party. It is a celebration of the fact that we are here, we're queer, and we're not going anywhere. And that is just as important as throwing bricks and fighting cops, actually.

If your activism doesn't allow you to enjoy the fruits of your labors you will burn out babe. Go suck some dick. Hit on that lesbian. Get the faggy haircut!!! Dance, for the love of god.

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Life is a high way you say? That explains the immense exhaustion.

Life instead should be... A train route

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