goodatyugioh

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My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.

What is your #1 video game recommendation

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

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we are so back

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reddit white is like the typical racist guy living in a multicultural city with whom every time a nonwhite person enters their FOV they'll whip out the most predictable derisive racist quip like a pokemon shouting its own name. they'll consume nonwhite cultures as theatre but refuse to engage with it on the same level as white culture. tumblr white is like a gated community guy who is so unbelievably insulated from any nonwhite people or culture they'll straight up say wild shit like "well no one told me that dark skinned people didn't have thicker veins! how was i supposed to know that? you can't blame me for that!"

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me: I'm really not comfortable with this whole "my shayla" meme, it sounds like another thing white people stole from black people that could mean something we shouldn't be using

my good friend internet search:

me: oh, it originated from someone's daughter being taken away

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the problem with working in a somewhat niche field is you can't fucking google shit. i'm trying to set up an llc for a client and i'm having difficulty with the online system because it's having an error where it won't let me choose a reserved name and there is nothing on google for this. i don't know how to fucking word this. i can't even ask my boss for help because he only recently learned you can log out from your email account.

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Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.

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oh, you've lost your virginity? have you tried checking behind the couch?

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THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

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I don’t think there should be an upper limit to the size of toads

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my what now

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also at this restaurant i walked by the kitchen and peeked in and there was someone with an ass so fat i walked into a wall

was in a restaurant bathroom tonight and inexplicably they had exfoliating soap. like every time you wash your hands you have to rub pumice all over them. i think that's one of the worst soaps you could ever have for a public bathroom. do you think the workers forgo using soap on their hands or do they all just have incredibly dry and raw hands all the time.

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what i made when i was ten vs what i make in my thirties

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was in a restaurant bathroom tonight and inexplicably they had exfoliating soap. like every time you wash your hands you have to rub pumice all over them. i think that's one of the worst soaps you could ever have for a public bathroom. do you think the workers forgo using soap on their hands or do they all just have incredibly dry and raw hands all the time.

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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight