Ciao! Masters medievalist. Jack-of-all-trades in the Wedding/Event Business. Aimless writer. Crazy academic. Occasional cosplayer. Professional procrastinator. I'm a grad student/person who wears every hat at a family run event venue who uses tumblr to procrastinate. Feel free to talk to me and assist in my venture!
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||fulfilling request|| Report to Servitorization Station Omega-Seven for your initialization . All may serve the Omnissiah.
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Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important
yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about
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does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵
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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents
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Advantages of using an "AI" browser: you can press a button to generate a summery of the website you're looking at, which will be full of errors and misrepresent the source by focusing on the wrong thing.
Disadvantages of using an "AI" browser: if you summarize the wrong website all your private information and money will be stolen. This can be done even on trustworthy sites by someone posting a comment underneath a useful post with the malicious text in it.
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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it
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