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they should make a version of screaming as intensely as you can that doesn't make noise and is socially acceptable to do

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(sees a normal and common thing) no way is this specifically a reference to my friend #myfriend?

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Why does “falling in love” have pretty much exclusively romantic connotations it’s such a good phrase. I’ve fallen in love with every single one of my friends

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more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

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This whole thing about scanning your face to prove tour age is making me remember, in 2018 while out in paris we got our wallet stolen during a particularly busy night at a lesbian bar. It was very late and with no money to buy metro tickets we were effectively stranded, but some people helped us and we ended up staying the night at a really sweet older man's place. His face was deeply scarred and he was missing an eye. We chatted on our way and he told me about his life, probably to help calm me down. He explained he had been stuck in a house fire 20 years ago and had had multiple rounds of facial reconstruction and a skin graft, but there's only so much surgery can do so he just learned to live with it. I remember he said he liked the queer bars because they're the only place people don't really stare at him.

At some point I took out my phone, and at the time I was using face unlock. This prompted him to tell me all the ways this technology doesn't work on him. How his phone selfie camera doesn't focus right because it's not detecting a face. How he had to update his ID the old fashioned way, because the website kept rejecting his photos. And how it was becoming more and more common, and how it was making his life way harder.

This was 7 years ago, and now whenever I see this sort of technology I think of how that guy can't use it. And how house fires are pretty common, and how anything from being born this way to a skin condition to heavy tattooing can probably cause the same issue. Can these people get age verified ? Will they just lose access to all social media, which are increasingly necessary in society, if this becomes the norm ? These are people who are already driven out of public spaces due to how they look, and they're getting pushed out online too all in the interest of companies wanting more money.

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If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

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Thinking about this moment

And how it relates to this moment

He gave her a little butterfly (a symbol of hope and new beginnings, as well as a creature that Kinger holds near and dear to his heart) and restored her to full health. And she doesn't even know that SHE was the little butterfly that restored him first.

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i have seen barely anyone talk about the parallels in these conversations. its so fucking neat and we need to discuss this more

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a playful baby bimmy

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Silly Game Time: Would you rather have a third eye in the middle of your forehead OR a second pair of ears right below your current pair?

oh this is easy, id love a 3rd eye!

i have pretty sensitive hearing and have to wear headphones most of the time or risk a headache so id rather not double that 😭

also i think 3 eyes wre just the coolest thing ever. i can freak everyone out. i can pretend that im some all knowing seer and tell people their futures if they give me a filet o fish. i can wear glasses and a monocle at the same time!!!! theres no downsides in my eyes (get it)

... now i kinda wished i had a third eye :(

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I am reunited with bimmy

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No hate like christian love huh

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let it happen.

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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jd — shining czar.

Good Morning, Borderline.

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so.... anyone else seen the rouxls kaard vs ena rap battle?

i want to apologize to those who started following me for ena lolol this is the first ena thing you see after months of zero ena content

whoever wrote that "low poly-cule" line is fucking genius, sorry rouxls but you've fumbled that baddie, ena clears.