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[goopyguy]

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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[goopyguy]

I have a deep fear of being known BUT I have a slightly larger fear of being forgotten. the best solution I can come up with is making art every once in a while

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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what is it about triangle shaped sandwuiches that genuinely taste better. what secrets do the triangles hold.

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the surgery mouse is a species of mouse or rat or bug or some shit known for its ability to amputate limbs due to its sharp blade

[goopyguy]

the surgery mouse is a species of mouse or rat or bug or some shit known for its ability to amputate limbs due to its sharp blade

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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straight people are no longer allowed to use the word twink. people calling any shit twink right now. 9 times out of 10 they're objectively not a twink. you either mean gay man, feminine man, a trans man, or you're just saying that because you can't say faggot

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[goopyguy]

you can tell who actually likes hot sauce

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I really hope young folks just discovering Leverage understand that in 2008 a Tesla meant basically the opposite of what it means in 2025. They were so exciting. We were so hopeful.

[goopyguy]

what is it about triangle shaped sandwuiches that genuinely taste better. what secrets do the triangles hold.

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For the 'fuck nasty my scarab' post: if you made the gif, would you mind if I used it on my neocities website (with credit) ? If you didn't, do you happen to know the original artist? Tysm!

The original artist is on tumblr! Check out @sout999

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.