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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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acrylic nails were invented by the dildo industry and lesbians were invented by the fingering industry to counter
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just flipped a coin 10 times and every one was head and on the last one thr little dude came alive a yelled at me
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back from the dead with new knowledge om how to make bombs and a Goose emoji 🪿
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OSHA RACE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
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Hi people. As the boy billionaire has bought the birdsite and corporate accounts joke about moving to Tumblr, I kindly ask y'all to give the brands the treatment they deserve: silence.
Make your own posts if you wanna post bugass but do NOT engage the brands. Gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss. In containment they will wither.
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will you be the osha to my violation 🥺
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i dont play bloodborne but i feel like this could become a funny fanart or something idk
osha bloodborne
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imagining a mother forklift gently placing her baby pallet jack down and patting its head before it goes out to forage for the day and the baby pallet jack staying still at the nest and behaving
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bitch-osha
replace one word of your url with bitch
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“Excuse me, forg.”
Via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends
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