goosemoosethecat

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My grandpa: *clearly older than dirt**born in 37**member of the silent generation*

Also my grandpa: *total boomer*

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Yever realize that you’ve been sayin something wrong your entire life when you try and type it out

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Ok but who allowed it to be cold already

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The thought of the future gives me goosebumps and I look like a featherless chicken

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Took an alignment test and got chaotic good as all things should be

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Mirrors reflected in mirrors are a cryptid

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Gunshot or firework? The world may never know.

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Idk pretty proud of this one

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My cousin just came out to me and said that he feels so relieved because he hasn’t been able to talk to anyone about it since COVID so yeah I’m that older cousin now

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Spent my afternoon catching several itty bitty toads like the size of my thumb finger nail and I’ve never been happier

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My 7yo cousin: *picks up my arm “wow you’re so light”

... ok

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They canceled marching band in my state so like ya know senior year looking great

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everyone shut the FUCK up about 4th of july and post lego frog

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It’s nine in the afternoon, I can’t see the moon and I’m bored as hell

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Me in the middle of the night alone in my room sweating with three fans running because hell has decided to let the heat out in my bedroom: the air is lava

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Mmm rain good

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I’ve listened to enough P!ATD to know LA is not where you wannna be...