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that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

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this is going to be controversial but someone has to say it:

i don't knuow

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charisma 6 btw

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my stacking senators linking their bald spots

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i used your video as light so i could check on my open wound thanks

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Earthmovers are just so big and beautiful. theyre so fucking pretty. I wish i could kiss one. Why are they so silly??? i love you 1000-THR Earthmover.

benjamin.

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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

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sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

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twitter didn't deserve this one

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