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hi im gordon. you can also call me exo, citrine, xenexo, doc, or just freeman.

userbox creds: @/bah-inthemines (mod autunite) w/ art by @/sayodoko

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oh barney

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5 minute breather (redraw)

touch up to one of my most popular (reposted without credit) pieces from 2020.. i think i got a better ratio of pathetic to threatening here :)

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Well, that's alright, let's give this another try

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chell in the post freedom fit

she is the most anti ai person out there after all the crap she’s put up with

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woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

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ive heard Freeman got stuck in a vent once

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2econd 2ight 2eer

[remake of this old art]

bluesky

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greedy meme // hlvrai

cw: blood, mild (?) gore?, idk Gordon’s hand cut off I guess send tweet

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that vintage blender on sale that an underpaid worker is desperately convincing you to buy - Submitted by alliveirrr

#B6672A #B6A873 #4E372E #EBF39A #F1671F

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me, my wife, and the companion cube she sleeps with

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trying to get the hang of drawing Glados,,,, i loveeeee my wife but why. is she so hard to draw man

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Something something the visceral horror GLaDOS must feel after watching Chell for so long, only for her test subject to literally go off the rails and disappear inside of her.

It's such a fantastic reversal of power! In an instant, it changes the genre from Chell's psychological nightmare into Glados's body horror.

This whole time Glados has been creating a psychosexual connection to her lab rat, and now that rat worms its way through her body in a way she can't track.

There's almost an intimacy about the rooms Chell solves being specifically tailored for her to see. They're a dishonest facade, until Chell escapes from the predetermined path and sees what Glados truly is/looks like, and ventures all the way to the heart of her, stripping her bare.

"What if you were a massive mechanical complex and I skittered through your insides and climbed into the heart of your most private and vital organs? And we were both women?"

This too, is Yuri

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A not-quite-old little drawing with turrets from portal

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For the valentines prompt can.can I get frenrey surprise kiss ? Preferably surprise for benry but either way?? Throws up (but I don't throw up in your inbox I do that somewhere private)

thank you for not thrupping in my inbox HERE you go 💕

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This has been my understanding of how the people view Gordon since playing Half-Life 2