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it's missing sam carpenter hours and i have the sudden urge to write a bizarre crossover fic so what should it be?

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I WAS THERE IT WAS RARE I’LL REMEMBER IT…

The Eras Tour has now officially ended. ❤

(December 8, 2024)

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And this kids is how I met your step-mother

I love these two together. I can't wait for the next few episodes.

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I guess this one’s for the Adar enjoyers…

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osha/qimir x galadriel/sauron » parallels part 1/? THE ACOLYTE // THE RINGS OF POWER

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what is the point of tagging something "anti [insert fandom/name here]" but also using the "[insert fandom/name here]" tag? like... wow you're so cool for not liking the thing, if you hate it so much get the fuck out of the tag and let people enjoy it???

using both tags just seems to defeat the purpose of them.

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the way i desperately need someone to write an au with president victoria neuman having sex with homelander all over the oval office

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ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.

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don't know how to call thos ship... neulander?

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#someone call Ser Criston to show him how it’s done GAME OF THRONES “The Winds of Winter” (2016) dir. Miguel Sapochnik.

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"Unsettlingly hot sith lords played by sweet Canadian actors" is a type I have apparently

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okay but like... why am i sat here thinking of qimir x osha shit when suddenly my brain goes BUT WHAT IF YORD X MAE???

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dating homelander headcanons

(homelander x gn!reader)

he kills you

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my dad is/was the bootleg dvd guy

some of y’all didn’t have a bootleg dvd guy your dad somehow knew growing up and it shows

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*being obsessed with fictional blonde psychopaths is a crime*

me:

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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.