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Mutuals every time we’re all online this is what we’re doing

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so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.
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this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity
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hello people with tits. how do you handle underboob sweat. I'm kinda dying over here
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daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again
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we'a had to put Wario down like'a sickly dog today it was very sad
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“I asked ChatGPT —”
Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo
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