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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

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They say im a clown with my money but they’re the ones who are not penny wise

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Nokia 9300i

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my transformers comic 3

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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

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Putting a penis pump on my finger so my finger gets bigger so I can touch things better

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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the hidden genius of poop

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This is genuinely so beautiful

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Medical kink but the medicine we're talking about is like, medieval.

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I am the protector of my shut-in soldiers, my virgin vagabonds, my hikki heroes, my unwell warriors, my shy, shy samurai...... i will fight for you. And i will kill anyone for any random reason

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Saw this TikTok and had to share it. My god 🥵

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I’m like an empty bottle.

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the deer im about to hit at 50 mph staring me down